There's a Lap for That!
By Joe Mudak
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Ken has designed an addictive smart phone puzzle game. If you play it, you'll find yourself addicted to it. Of course, when you reach a certain point in the game, the game will change you, and maybe compromise your privacy at the same time.
Joe Mudak
You know it's a guilty pleasure. It starts out innocently enough, of course. An interest. A curiosity, if you would. But it definitely is enough to get you to explore it more and in greater detail. But that's not enough. You can feel your heart racing, your breath growing short. You want to find out more. You need to find out more. You need to explore the twisted mind that you know as Joe Mudak. Who is he? What is this all about? Where will it all end? You know it's wrong but it feels so right, so passionate, so sensual, so ... needful. Now that the beast within you has been uncaged, the only thing you can do is feed it, and feed it you shall... Exposed to mind-altering cartoons, movies, and books as a child, Joe Mudak grew up with a hidden shadow personality that schemed to show the world the joys of reading erotica and now, you can see for yourself the results of those schemes. Let Joe Mudak into your mind; you won't regret it....
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There's a Lap for That! - Joe Mudak
There’s a Lap for That!
By Joe Mudak
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Copyright 2013 Joe Mudak
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These stories contain strong adult content and should not be viewed by anyone under the age of 18. All characters found in the following stories are 18 or older.
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This story is owned and copyrighted by author Joe Mudak.
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This is a work of fiction. Names, places, businesses, characters and incidents are either the product of the author’s imagination or are used in a fictitious manner.
Any resemblance to actual persons living or dead, actual events or locales is purely coincidental.
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Part 1 -- Initialization
Dane paced back and forth in the apartment, occasionally stopping to take a look at some of the images on his roommate's computer. You really ought to take a break, Ken. You're going to kill your eyes. I mean, you know, you don't have to sit with your nose on the screen.
Ken sighed. Yeah, I know, but I don't want to lose this one part. Can you give me ten minutes?
Sure.
Dane walked into the kitchen and took an inventory of the contents of the refrigerator. He laughed at himself, as this was the third time in the last hour he had done so. He mumbled to himself, Nope. Nothing new in there.
Ken called from the other room. Did you say something?
No. I was just thinking about how bored I am.
Trust me. You won't be so bored once I'm done with this.
And that'll be...
Ken didn't immediately answer. The ten seconds of silence seemed like an eternity to Dane. The silence was broken by the sound of a loud beeping followed by Ken screaming YES!
Dane ran quickly back into Ken's room. Would you mind please telling me now what you've been working on so hard?
This!
Ken smiled broadly, showing off what was clearly a smartphone
application whose images flashed brightly in the center of the screen of his computer.
What's it do?
Oh, Dane, I don't want to spoil the surprise quite yet. Let's just say that it'll make us rich and surrounded by sweet sweet pussy.
How much you going to charge for it?
Oh, I'm giving it away for free.
Then how...
The look on Ken's face made Dane realize he was better off not asking the obvious question.
Part 2 -- Dissemination
Two weeks after Ken had put the finishing touches on the app he had created, he received an e-mail confirming that it had been approved for wider distribution. He knew that he would; after all, the app itself had a mechanism to guarantee