Ward's Laws Part 2

By Doug Ward

Ok, If you purchased this book you probably understand what Ward's Laws are. I've been asked why I call them laws at all. The title doesn't mean legal laws or even scientific laws. They are just the things I live by.

Zombie attacks, killer robots, or just the strange desire men have to pee outside are the inspiration for these random thoughts. Typically I have these epiphanies while I'm driving, so side swiping family sedans as I try to type these little gems into my smart phone can be quite a challenge as well as an expense so make sure your copy isn't pirated.

I also created the cover. As a Photoshop Ninja I have been told I am the youngest looking man my age. It helps when you hang out at senior centers.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Doug Ward
• Release date: Mar 23, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301726080

Doug Ward

Doug Ward currently lives in Western Pennsylvania and is a graduate of Slippery Rock University. He has a BFA is in Fine Art and spends much of his time doing oil paintings, which incorporate mythology and science, and writing.Doug's most recent series is "The War of the Stone." It is a fantasy series that introduces his world and the mythological beings who inhabit it. The first book is called, "Lich." If you like goblins, necromancers, and mayhem in general, this series is for you.Of his first series, The True Story of the Zombie Apocalypse, Doug Ward says, "I like to write about parasitic zombies. They feel (to me) more scientifically grounded than other types. It's also pretty scary how many parasitic creatures are inside of us at this very moment. Some have even bonded with us for so long that they are actually a part of our DNA. Parasites have been known to take over their hosts. A few years ago, my wife called me from a friend's house and said that a mouse kept trying to snuggle with the cat. Actually nuzzling up to the cat's face. I quickly informed her that the mouse was infected by a parasite and that they needed to remove it from the house immediately.The parasite wanted to be eaten by the cat so it could continue its life cycle in the bowels of the unfortunate creature. This flatworm not only controls mice, but it can infect humans as well. "I have blended many scientific ideas into Parasite, which is a four book series.Saving Jebediah is a fun piece of fan fiction I wrote for a contest Mark Tufo was having. It should be read as a prequel because the characters in Saving Jebediah turn up in the 4 book series."If you want to get in touch, you can find him at https://wardswoods.wixsite.com/dougward, tweet him @authordougward, and check out his fan page at https://www.facebook.com/wardswoods/.

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