Laughing My Ass Off (L.M.A.O.)

By Vortex

LMAO (Laughing My Ass Off) is a collection of jokes you may or may not heard, but it is still fun to read.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Vortex
• Release date: Apr 13, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476066486

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LMAO

By Vortex

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Copyright Vortex 2012. All Rights Reserved

Cover by Julius Broqueza.

Two builders (Dave and Stuart) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit...

Dave: - I reckon he's an accountant.

Stuart: - No way he's a stockbroker.

Dave: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!

The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Dave and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder...

Dave: - Scuse me, no offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?

Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!

Dave: - Oh!