Laughing My Ass Off 2 (L.M.A.O. 2)

By Vortex

LMAO 2 (Laughing My Ass Off) is the second part of the collection of jokes you may or may not heard, but it is still fun to read.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Vortex
• Release date: Apr 14, 2012
• ISBN: 9781476251936

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LMAO 2

By Vortex

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Copyright Vortex 2012. All Rights Reserved

Cover by Julius Broqueza.

A young Chinese couple gets married. She's a virgin. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that.

On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be assuring.

My darring, he whispers, I know dis your firsstime and you berry frighten. I pomise you, I give you anyting you want, I do anyting - anyting you want. you juss ask... so... whatchu want?" he says, trying to sound experienced and worldly, which he hopes will impress her.

A thoughtful silence follows and he waits patiently (and eagerly) for her request.

She eventually shyly whispers back, I want to try someting I have heard about from other gurls... Numbaa 69.

More thoughtful silence, this time from him. Eventually, in a puzzled tone he asks her...

You want... Garlic Chicken with steam vegetable?

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Dave was bragging to his boss one day, You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?

No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.

So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door and Tom Cruise shouts, Dave! What's happening?!? Great to see you! Come on in for a beer!

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still