Funny Old Sayings
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There are certain sayings that are tried and trueones weve heard through our entire lives and will never forget.
Dont put all your eggs in one basket
Great minds think alike
Curiosity killed the cat
For author Allana Worthington sayings such as these, bring to mind happier times as a child, spent with her own grandmother.
Funny Old Sayings is filled with such aphorisms, sure to take you back to a simpler time. With her own granddaughters, Allana, often says;
Its nice to be important but more important to be nice.
Allana finds comfort in these maxims. She hears her ancestors voices whenever she uses playful phrases with her own kids. In a similar way, certain sayings will spark a memory in you of a time past or perhaps serve as a reminder of a family member long lost. Either way, these sayings promise to bring a smile to your face and even make you laugh.
Allana Worthington
Allana Worthington lives with her daughter and three granddaughters in a small community south of Perth, Australia. All three of her grandchildren are on the Autism Spectrum, so life can be challenging, but it is important to Allana that her family pursues their dreams.
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Funny Old Sayings - Allana Worthington
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ISBN: 978-1-5043-0570-9 (sc)
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Balboa Press rev. date: 12/19/2016
24880.pngIt’s nice to be
important but more important to be nice.
No good throwing the baby out with the bathwater.
Grizzling about it won’t get you anywhere.
Life’s a joke, and then you croak.
The tables will turn on him.
Less hurry, more haste.
Neat as a pin.
Don’t put all your