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    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent
    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent
    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent
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    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent

    Written by Aleister Lovecraft

    Narrated by Aleister Lovecraft

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    About this audiobook

    Becoming a new parent is overwhelming.

    Your life is changed forever. Every choice you make for your new baby will have lasting, possibly life-long consequences. Parenting advice is tossed your way from all sides, but who should you trust?

    The most trustworthy source might surprise you: Satan.

    Based on Satan's observations and interactions with humanity over the course of millennia, Satan's Advice for the New Parent is a concise parenting manual, ideal for the sleep-deprived new parent.

    Topics covered include:

    • the one thing you need to know to be a successful parent,
    • infant sleeping habits,
    • feeding,
    • how to deal with illness,
    • discipline,
    • how to tell if your child is evil,
    • and more.

    Satan's Advice for the New Parent is Book 2 in the Satan's Guides to Life series and is a perfect gift for new parents and parents-to-be.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherEclectic Esquire Media, LLC
    Release dateMar 1, 2024
    ISBN9781958048573
    Satan's Advice for the New Parent: Practical and Concise Advice for the Overwhelmed New Parent

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