Audiobook3 hours
Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die
Written by Messie Condo
Narrated by Hillary Huber
Rating: 4.5 out of 5 stars
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About this audiobook
Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and organizing tips you’ll actually want to use.
LanguageEnglish
PublisherDreamscape Media
Release dateFeb 28, 2023
ISBN9781666630961
Author
Messie Condo
Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.
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Rating: 4.34375 out of 5 stars
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64 ratings4 reviews
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Aug 27, 2025
Worth a listen! I did so whilst decluttering? Now, on to the next declutter audiobook.
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- Rating: 4 out of 5 stars4/5
Jul 9, 2025
This book is packed with great ideas and innovative view points on clutter. I was just disappointed by the potty-mouth style of language, but that's probably me who's too old and out of sync with this type of motivational messaging.1 person found this helpful
- Rating: 5 out of 5 stars5/5
Feb 22, 2025
I liked her style, amusing but also informative. She seems like a no nonsense kind of a lady!1 person found this helpful
- Rating: 1 out of 5 stars1/5
May 17, 2024
This book would be somewhat helpful for somebody who has never decluttered before or is having a hard time deciding if they want to go through this process, but it has no concrete plan of action and is moderately motivational. I can only give it one star because the use of the f* and s* words were so frequent that it made listening a burden. Sadly, on top of really hurting my ears and brain, the author's lack of more appropriate words to describe her opinion showed her lack of verbal skills.4 people found this helpful
