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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die
Written by Messie Condo
Narrated by Hillary Huber
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Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, this book will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and organizing tips you’ll actually want to use.
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Messie Condo
Messie Condo is an organizational savant and devoted swearer. When her favorite label-maker broke, she tossed it the f*ck out and never went back. She lives in New Jersey, where she writes and organizes sh*t on the regular.
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