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    How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
    How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
    How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
    Audiobook8 hours

    How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager

    Written by D. N. Bryn

    Narrated by Simon Dornet

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    About this audiobook

    Vincent Barnes has suffered four years as a vampire, and they've been the most miserable years of his pathetic life. Too poor for black market blood, he feeds from sleeping humans to survive. He tries to never intrude on the same prey twice, but after a single delicious taste of a long-lost childhood neighbor, he can't help returning for seconds.

    Wesley Garcia has been waking up with fang marks. Lucky for him, he needs a vampire-to use as bait. He's certain Vitalis-Barron Pharmaceutical killed his mother, but to gain access to their covert research labs, he has to bring them a bloodsucker for their experiments.

    Step one, a dramatic offer: Stay, and you can bite me.

    Vincent leaps at the chance to gobble Wesley up.

    Wes's plan is perfect. He'll befriend the vampire, then trick him into coming to the lab. No fighting, no fuss. But Vincent is more than Wesley has bargained for: sweet and shy, with intoxicating fangs that awaken new desires in Wes. As the two bond, Vincent believes he might have finally found someone worth putting his trust in . . . and Wes fears neither of them will survive the betrayal he has planned.

    Contains mature themes.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateAug 8, 2023
    ISBN9798350825602
    How to Bite Your Neighbor and Win a Wager
    Author

    D. N. Bryn

    D.N. Bryn began writing short stories in middle school and has yet to stop. They received their bachelors degree in Biochemistry and Cell Biology from UCSD, and enjoy a day job involving respiratory disease research. They bring their love for animals, science, and mythology into all their writing, and are passionate about creating inclusive worlds where a diverse array of characters can go on grand adventures without being hindered by social misconceptions based on their appearance, sexuality, or gender.

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    • 5/5
      Very nice story! The romance is super cute and it also has some action and mistery, all in all i was hooked from the start! The narrator does a great job too.
    • 5/5
      Pleasant read. Vampire stories are usually either unrealistic romance or horny beyond belief. This seems to take a fairly realistic approach to relationships so it was a nice suprise. Well... as realistic as a fantasy story can be
    • 5/5
      What a cute story! The narration is amazing and the characters are super lovable. No spice at all, but the romance and sexiness makes up for it. Highly recommend!
    • 4/5
      Really cute and light book. I like the naration, even od it was sometimes little bit confusing.
    • 4/5
      Such a cute story I really enjoyed the main characters so loveable. I feel like the narration voice complimented the characters perfectly