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    The Practical Maverick
    The Considerate Terror
    The Extraordinary Fixer
    Audiobook series9 titles

    Unconventional Agent Beaufont Series

    Written by Sarah Noffke and Michael Anderle

    Narrated by Dara Rosenberg

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    About this series

    There is no replacement for real love . . . But there are some who'd like to try.

    When robots are used to replace love all over the world, the very foundation of it is rocked. Can a machine be an adequate companion?

    Loneliness seems to be going away . . . But so is humanity. Paris Beaufont and her friends know they must fight for real love.

    To fix this problem, they are going to need magitech. And a detective. Oh, a bit of muscle and courage.

    Good thing that none of those are in short supply if you know the right people.

    Thankfully Paris does and they are all willing to help . . . in exchange for something.

    Can Paris Beaufont save love from the modern world?
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTantor Media, Inc
    Release dateApr 19, 2022
    The Practical Maverick
    The Considerate Terror
    The Extraordinary Fixer

    Titles in the series (9)

    • 1

      The Extraordinary Fixer
      The Extraordinary Fixer

      The Extraordinary Fixer

      Sarah Noffke
      5/5 - 5 ratings
      5/5 - 5 ratings

      The Fairy Godmother Agency has been operating without a need to change for centuries-until now. Why? Because Love is dying . . . Can the agency adapt to how love works in a modern world? When a young halfling with snark, an attitude, and a criminal record breaks into the ranks of agents at FGA a lot of members aren't happy. Unfortunately, those upset can't argue Agent Paris Beaufont's results are incredible. She just doesn't follow the rules to get things done. For some incredible results just aren't enough! Corruption has insinuated itself deep inside the ranks of agents at FGA. Many believe that tradition is what makes love go 'round. Are they wrong? Will changing the old ways stop love from blossoming in the world? Can Agent Beaufont shatter the beliefs that have kept FGA from evolving? The fate of love depends on it.

      The Fairy Godmother Agency has been operating without a need to change for centuries-until now. Why? Because Love is dying . . . Can the agency adapt to how love works in a modern world? When a young halfling with snark, an attitude, and a criminal record breaks into the ranks of agents at FGA a lot of members aren't happy. Unfortunately, those upset can't argue Agent Paris Beaufont's results are incredible. She just doesn't follow the rules to get things done. For some incredible results just aren't enough! Corruption has insinuated itself deep inside the ranks of agents at FGA. Many believe that tradition is what makes love go 'round. Are they wrong? Will changing the old ways stop love from blossoming in the world? Can Agent Beaufont shatter the beliefs that have kept FGA from evolving? The fate of love depends on it.

    • 3

      The Practical Maverick
      The Practical Maverick

      The Practical Maverick

      Sarah Noffke
      5/5 - 5 ratings
      5/5 - 5 ratings

      Love is actually on the rise . . . So what's the problem? It's that everyone is falling in love with the wrong people . . . fictional ones. Is it wrong to love someone if they aren't real? It is, if real spouses and partners are being ignored. Agent Beaufont is on the case though and she won't stop until she figures out who is behind this conspiracy related to love. Paris always thought that Hollywood, with its glitz and glamour, was the culprit of all evil. Little did she know that it was fairies behind the fame associated with movie stars and the dizzying spotlight on the red carpet. FAIRYLAND is real and it's full of deceit. And about to destroy love. Can Paris and Faraday stop whoever is using the lust of the big screen to harm relationships worldwide?

      Love is actually on the rise . . . So what's the problem? It's that everyone is falling in love with the wrong people . . . fictional ones. Is it wrong to love someone if they aren't real? It is, if real spouses and partners are being ignored. Agent Beaufont is on the case though and she won't stop until she figures out who is behind this conspiracy related to love. Paris always thought that Hollywood, with its glitz and glamour, was the culprit of all evil. Little did she know that it was fairies behind the fame associated with movie stars and the dizzying spotlight on the red carpet. FAIRYLAND is real and it's full of deceit. And about to destroy love. Can Paris and Faraday stop whoever is using the lust of the big screen to harm relationships worldwide?

    • 4

      The Considerate Terror
      The Considerate Terror

      The Considerate Terror

      Sarah Noffke
      5/5 - 3 ratings
      5/5 - 3 ratings

      Love was once ruled by several demigods . . . They were meant to protect it. But something went very wrong. Competing desires and loss turned the gods into monsters. Scorned by their own hearts, the gods went mad. They were banished from this world-in order to protect it. But someone has brought them back. And they aren't fighting for love anymore. They want to destroy it. Can Paris Beaufont send these gods of love back to where they belong? Or will they grow so powerful that they finish what they started, ending the planet that they once vowed to protect?

      Love was once ruled by several demigods . . . They were meant to protect it. But something went very wrong. Competing desires and loss turned the gods into monsters. Scorned by their own hearts, the gods went mad. They were banished from this world-in order to protect it. But someone has brought them back. And they aren't fighting for love anymore. They want to destroy it. Can Paris Beaufont send these gods of love back to where they belong? Or will they grow so powerful that they finish what they started, ending the planet that they once vowed to protect?

    • 2

      The Ruthless Negotiator
      The Ruthless Negotiator

      The Ruthless Negotiator

      Sarah Noffke
      5/5 - 5 ratings
      5/5 - 5 ratings

      Love is a currency and its value is diminishing. One agent for Fairy Godmother Agency won't accept that. Paris Beaufont may not know much about banking, but she's about to learn whatever she needs to save the value of love. Ironically, that just so happens to involve taking a class on finance. And figuring out how to make some money too . . . Managing a department at FGA takes money and Paris doesn't have a dime. A new threat to love has surfaced and behind it is a powerful company with a lot of resources. Can Agent Beaufont overcome the odds, defeat the villains who care more about money than love, and also turn a profit? The fate of love depends on it.

      Love is a currency and its value is diminishing. One agent for Fairy Godmother Agency won't accept that. Paris Beaufont may not know much about banking, but she's about to learn whatever she needs to save the value of love. Ironically, that just so happens to involve taking a class on finance. And figuring out how to make some money too . . . Managing a department at FGA takes money and Paris doesn't have a dime. A new threat to love has surfaced and behind it is a powerful company with a lot of resources. Can Agent Beaufont overcome the odds, defeat the villains who care more about money than love, and also turn a profit? The fate of love depends on it.

    • 6

      The Careful Revolutionary
      The Careful Revolutionary

      The Careful Revolutionary

      Sarah Noffke
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      Most don't know that love was built on a foundation of stories . . . but what would happen if those stories were erased? When a demon, bent on destroying love, travels into the past, his goal is to erase history. And with it, the most passionate love stories of all time. The result isn't hate. It's indifference. That's love's greatest enemy. Indifference. Can Paris Beaufont recreate the stories that built love's very foundation? Can she make them even better? Or will lovers forget the tales that inspired undying love?

      Most don't know that love was built on a foundation of stories . . . but what would happen if those stories were erased? When a demon, bent on destroying love, travels into the past, his goal is to erase history. And with it, the most passionate love stories of all time. The result isn't hate. It's indifference. That's love's greatest enemy. Indifference. Can Paris Beaufont recreate the stories that built love's very foundation? Can she make them even better? Or will lovers forget the tales that inspired undying love?

    • 5

      The Savvy Renegade
      The Savvy Renegade

      The Savvy Renegade

      Sarah Noffke
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      Love knows no distance . . . Unless all transportation is magically gone. When lovers and families are separated due to an evil curse, Paris must spring into action. The cause of this global tragedy is unbelievable. It sounds more like a tale from the Wizard of Oz than something real. Ironically, the person to blame is a wicked witch. The wicked witch. However, Paris doesn't want to stop her. She wants to help the Wicked Witch of the West to find romance. Can Paris Beaufont save a scorned woman before she destroys love? Or will heartbreak be the end of the planet for good?

      Love knows no distance . . . Unless all transportation is magically gone. When lovers and families are separated due to an evil curse, Paris must spring into action. The cause of this global tragedy is unbelievable. It sounds more like a tale from the Wizard of Oz than something real. Ironically, the person to blame is a wicked witch. The wicked witch. However, Paris doesn't want to stop her. She wants to help the Wicked Witch of the West to find romance. Can Paris Beaufont save a scorned woman before she destroys love? Or will heartbreak be the end of the planet for good?

    • 7

      The Affectionate Monster
      The Affectionate Monster

      The Affectionate Monster

      Sarah Noffke
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      Love is a mystery . . . But if Agent Paris Beaufont doesn't solve it, then it could perish worldwide. Promoted to the Director of Advanced Love, Paris finds more responsibility on her shoulders than ever before. She must be careful, though, because now her decisions can lead to big changes-good and bad for love. When all the residents of a small town come down with a nihilistic disorder, Paris knows she must act fast. It turns out there's something in the water. And the food . . . To fix this problem, Paris will have to solve the biggest mystery ever. Can Paris Beaufont save this small town and all the love it has to offer? It may just be one place of many, but to this halfling, everywhere is worth saving.

      Love is a mystery . . . But if Agent Paris Beaufont doesn't solve it, then it could perish worldwide. Promoted to the Director of Advanced Love, Paris finds more responsibility on her shoulders than ever before. She must be careful, though, because now her decisions can lead to big changes-good and bad for love. When all the residents of a small town come down with a nihilistic disorder, Paris knows she must act fast. It turns out there's something in the water. And the food . . . To fix this problem, Paris will have to solve the biggest mystery ever. Can Paris Beaufont save this small town and all the love it has to offer? It may just be one place of many, but to this halfling, everywhere is worth saving.

    • 8

      The Courageous Believer
      The Courageous Believer

      The Courageous Believer

      Sarah Noffke
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      Love is a dream come true for many . . . But for those forced to sleep, their only dream is to wake up and live their life. When a strange technology, targeted at lovers, forces them into nightmare-filled sleep, love plummets all over the country. Sleeping people definitely can't fall in love. Or do just about anything . . . They definitely can't get married. And when the reality starts making any waking moment worse, Paris Beaufont knows she has to spring into action. To fix this problem, they are going to need magitech. And a detective. Oh, a bit of muscle and courage. Good thing that none of those are in short supply if you know the right people. Thankfully Paris does, and they are all willing to help . . . in exchange for something. Can Paris Beaufont save weddings before brides fall asleep forever? This is no Snow White tale because a simple kiss definitely won't wake them up. Only Paris Beaufont can do that-by outmaneuvering her enemies.

      Love is a dream come true for many . . . But for those forced to sleep, their only dream is to wake up and live their life. When a strange technology, targeted at lovers, forces them into nightmare-filled sleep, love plummets all over the country. Sleeping people definitely can't fall in love. Or do just about anything . . . They definitely can't get married. And when the reality starts making any waking moment worse, Paris Beaufont knows she has to spring into action. To fix this problem, they are going to need magitech. And a detective. Oh, a bit of muscle and courage. Good thing that none of those are in short supply if you know the right people. Thankfully Paris does, and they are all willing to help . . . in exchange for something. Can Paris Beaufont save weddings before brides fall asleep forever? This is no Snow White tale because a simple kiss definitely won't wake them up. Only Paris Beaufont can do that-by outmaneuvering her enemies.

    • 9

      The Violent Valentine
      The Violent Valentine

      The Violent Valentine

      Sarah Noffke
      0 ratings
      0 ratings

      There is no replacement for real love . . . But there are some who'd like to try. When robots are used to replace love all over the world, the very foundation of it is rocked. Can a machine be an adequate companion? Loneliness seems to be going away . . . But so is humanity. Paris Beaufont and her friends know they must fight for real love. To fix this problem, they are going to need magitech. And a detective. Oh, a bit of muscle and courage. Good thing that none of those are in short supply if you know the right people. Thankfully Paris does and they are all willing to help . . . in exchange for something. Can Paris Beaufont save love from the modern world?

      There is no replacement for real love . . . But there are some who'd like to try. When robots are used to replace love all over the world, the very foundation of it is rocked. Can a machine be an adequate companion? Loneliness seems to be going away . . . But so is humanity. Paris Beaufont and her friends know they must fight for real love. To fix this problem, they are going to need magitech. And a detective. Oh, a bit of muscle and courage. Good thing that none of those are in short supply if you know the right people. Thankfully Paris does and they are all willing to help . . . in exchange for something. Can Paris Beaufont save love from the modern world?

    Author

    Sarah Noffke

    Sarah Noffke is a bestselling author who specializes in young adult and new adult science fiction, paranormal, and urban fantasy. After receiving her master's degree in management, she went on to teach business writing courses at the college level. When she's not writing, she enjoys running her own podcast and being a mother to her children.

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