Dad Jokes Unleashed

By Chip Gallagher

Perfect gift for any dad! Or anyone who likes goofy jokes.

Over 400 puns, riddles and eye-rolling Dad Jokes. This is a perfect gift for dads, new dads, grandfathers, and all dad experts.

This funny gift is ideal coming from any daughter, son, wife or partner. Makes a fantastic gift for birthdays, Father's Day, Christmas, or just to have a good laugh anytime.

Great selection of knee slapping, head shaking, and eye rolling quips!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Purple Duck Press
• Release date: Sep 15, 2023
• ISBN: 9798224792443

Book preview

Dad Jokes Unleashed

Chip Gallagher

Published by Purple Duck Press, 2023.

This is a work of fiction. Similarities to real people, places, or events are entirely coincidental.

DAD JOKES UNLEASHED

First edition. September 15, 2023.

Copyright © 2023 Chip Gallagher.

Written by Chip Gallagher.

Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright Page

Dad Jokes Unleashed

Welcome, dear readers, to a world filled with groans, eye-rolls, and laughter tinged with equal parts embarrassment and amusement. In this whimsical compendium, we embark on an epic journey through the uncharted territory of Dad Jokes - those deliciously cheesy and often cringe-worthy punchlines, guaranteed to make you question your family lineage.

In the following pages, we dive headfirst into the Dad Joke abyss, exploring the vast expanse of puns, one-liners, and quips that dads unleash upon the world. Prepare to be simultaneously amused and exasperated as we unveil the inner workings of the Dad Joke phenomenon, dissecting the DNA of puns, and uncovering the hidden depths of dad humor.

You have been warned.

My wife's leaving me because she says I'm obsessed with astronomy.

I said what planet are you on?

---

My girlfriend found out I was cheating from hiding all the letters.

She got pretty mad, so I don't think she's playing Scrabble with me anymore.

---

My teeth were stained, so I went to the dentist.

He asked: Do you smoke or drink coffee?

I said: I drink it.

––––––––

Kept wondering why the baseball kept getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

---

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian.

It was the best I could do for him.

---

My wife and I laugh at how competitive we are, but I laugh more.

---

Yesterday I read an article about the dangers of drinking too much.

Scared the hell out of me, so I'm never gonna read that again.

––––––––

My girlfriend said: You act like a detective too much. I want to split up.

I said: That's a great idea. We can cover more ground that way.

---

My doctor told me that I'm suffering from paranoia.

Well, he didn't actually say