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These poems are all based on actual happenings or real questions that have come up in the life of Virginia Constant Freeze. They vary from humorous ones such as the little girl explaining why she can't sit still when she is listening to music to more serious ones like the one explaining that a password is required for almost everything you do. Is it necessary to have a unique one to enter heaven?
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Life on the Farm - Virginia Constant Freeze
Life on the Farm
aEUR|and Other Places
Virginia Constant Freeze
ISBN 979-8-88943-505-1 (paperback)
ISBN 979-8-88943-506-8 (digital)
Copyright © 2023 by Virginia Constant Freeze
All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods without the prior written permission of the publisher. For permission requests, solicit the publisher via the address below.
Christian Faith Publishing
832 Park Avenue
Meadville, PA 16335
www.christianfaithpublishing.com
Printed in the United States of America
Table of Contents
Ode to a Farmer's Wife
Passwords
Stay Outta My Chicken House
The Race Is On
Help Will Always Come
The Rooster
The Saga of Mr. Piggy and Ms. Piggy
The Airplane Trip
Our Silverware Is Clean
What If
What If the Cross Were Empty?
Life as a Toddler
A Special Man
Out of the Mouths of Babes
A Life Lesson
A Missionary Heart
The Blue Radford Cap
Just a Game of Cards
A Music Lover
The Homestead Pickers
Next-Door Tech Support
Acknowledgments
Virginia Constant Freeze thanks her husband for encouraging her storytelling ability. She is grateful to her three children, five grandchildren, and one great-granddaughter for their support and inspiration.
She would also like to thank Larry Harvey, Riley Huskey, and Kylie Fisher for their help in gathering material for this project. And a huge thanks goes out