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Cut-Price Swabbing like a Pirate: A Fast Guide to Removing Dirt with Basic Household Items
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The book makes a case for how you can clean most surfaces in your house with stuff like toilet paper and laundry detergent. Also touches topics involving how to make the cleaning process more fun and easier to get done as planned.
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Pertti Aholanka
Writings mostly about personal research and the related notes. Things are kept real, no matter the topic. Occasional spite and dry humor very likely.
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Cut-Price Swabbing like a Pirate - Pertti Aholanka
Cut-Price Swabbing like a Pirate: A Fast Guide to Removing Dirt with Basic Household Items
Published by Pertti Aholanka at Smashwords
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Dedicated to all people in a hurry to clear out life’s little accidents before any negative consequences can happen. The all-encompassing master solution is to clean dry with dry means, smearing spots with lifting / digging approaches and general parts with clothes detergents with both anionic surfactants (that remove oil-based spots) and ionic surfactants (that remove water-based spots). Using single-use, highly absorbing wiping materials such as toilet paper is recommended
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