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    Monster Defendant: A Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium
    Monster Defendant: A Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium
    Monster Defendant: A Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium
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    Monster Defendant: A Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium

    By Pertti Aholanka

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    Have you ever wondered what is the weakness of a lawyer? The short answer is a penniless lawsuit targets. This book will give you ideas not only how to demoralize the suing party's lawyer and also how to deal with the police that often aids the lawmen and their clients. This work aims to demystify and reveal the actual actions and goals of the people of the justice system in a fun way.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPertti Aholanka
    Release dateFeb 26, 2024
    ISBN9798224583416
    Monster Defendant: A Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium
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    Pertti Aholanka

    Writings mostly about personal research and the related notes. Things are kept real, no matter the topic. Occasional spite and dry humor very likely.

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      Monster Defendant - Pertti Aholanka

      Monster Defendant: a Layman's Counter-Lawyer Strategy Compendium

      Published by Pertti Aholanka at Smashwords

      Copyright 2024 Pertti Aholanka

      License Notes, Smashwords Edition

      This is a commercial release. You can find more amateur paralegal works at your favorite, certified-and-legal ebook store.

      Dedicated to anyone with the courage to fight and undermine the sovereign judicial and the enforcement branches' work to win.

      TABLE OF CONTENTS

      Counter-Measure 1: Expect Lies and Manipulation

      Counter-Measure 2: Manipulate to Demoralize

      Counter-Measure 3: Make the System Go the Full Mile for You

      Counter-Measure 4: Study the Procedure to Detect Bluffing

      Counter-Measure 5: Trip the Opposition by Using Every Right You Have

      Counter-Measure 6: Compile Evidence That Only Helps You

      Counter-Measure 7: Rehearse and Study Your Own Narrative

      Counter-Measure 8: Cordially Slow Down the Process

      Counter-Measure 9: Make Them Want to Get Rid of You and Your Case ASAP

      Counter-Measure 10: Do Not Be in a Hurry - The One Who Outlasts Wins

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      Counter-Measure 1: Expect Lies and Manipulation

      The court personnel, the police and lawyers of all varieties will lie to you. Expect no more and no less. Here is the first problem of this practice: they count on you to fall for it out of your dumb trust for authority figures. These people will actually have to work if you do not trust them and fail to tell them anything important.

      The biggest prize of the people of the system is to get

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