Help, I'm Going To Be a Dad!

By Joan Pont

Being a father is wonderful, something unique in the world, a physical and transcendental experience that only women can enjoy in all its magnitude, but we men can also be part of this unique process.

In this book you will find the best tips to survive your fatherhood and become a proud and resourceful father to raise your children responsibly and effectively. All the situations have been experienced by many other men before and, thanks to them, you will be able to face the future that awaits you calmly and responsibly.

YOU ARE GOING TO BE THE BEST FATHER IN THE WORLD!

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Joan Pont lives on the island of Mallorca. Ex-bodyguard of military authorities and stockbroker, he is currently dedicated exclusively to literature. He is the author of the self-help series "Sí, quiero. Yes, I can", of the series "Help, my son wants to be a youtuber!" and of the children's literature series "Tom, the Tik-toker pig".

JOAN PONT'S BOOKS AVAILABLE

Series "My son wants to be a youtuber" (Translated into many languages)

1- Help, I'm going to be a dad!

2 - Help, my son is a teenager!

3 - Help, my son wants to be a youtuber!

Series "Yes I want to. Yes I can" (Translated into multiple languages)

1 - How to write your first book and publish it online.

2 - Essential tips to prosper financially in life.

3 - In search of your balance. Keys to Stoic thinking.

4 - Why don't sheep get depressed? A guide to happiness.

"Tom, the tik-toker pig" series (translated into multiple languages).

1 - A pet for Tom

2- Hikikomori, fix your problem!

• Language: English
• Publisher: JPJohnson Books
• Release date: Nov 15, 2023
• ISBN: 9798215615768

Joan Pont

Joan Pont, que publica sus grandes sagas con el pseudónimo J. P. Johnson, vive en la isla de Mallorca. Ex-guardaespaldas de autoridades militares y broker de bolsa, actualmente se dedica en exclusiva a la literatura. Es autor de las célebres sagas El Quinto Origen, La Venganza de la Tierra y El Diablo sobre la isla, además de la serie de autoayuda Sí, quiero. Sí, puedo.LIBROS DE J. P. JOHNSON.Serie El Quinto Origen1-Stonehenge2-Nefer-nefer-nefer3-Un Dios inexperto4-El sueño de Ammut5-Gea (I)6-Gea (II)Serie La Venganza de la Tierra1-Mare Nostrum2-Abisal3-Phantom4-Un mundo nuevo5-Ultra Neox6-Éxodo.Glaciar. (Ecothriller)La Chica de la Gran Dolina. (Tecnothriller)The Black Book. Una historia del metaverso.OBRAS DE JOAN PONT.Serie El Diablo sobre la isla1-El Diablo sobre la isla.2-Venganza.3-Perros de Guerra.Serie Benet.1- Jamm Session. (La primera entrega del detective Toni Benet)2- Puro MediterráneoNO FICCIÓNSerie "Sí quiero. Si puedo" (Traducida a múltiples idiomas)1-Cómo escribir tu primer libro y publicarlo online.2-Consejos imprescindibles para prosperar económicamente en la vida.3-¡Socorro, mi hij@ quiere ser youtuber!4-Los 12 mandamientos de la autopublicación independiente.5-En Busca de Tu Equilibrio. Las claves del pensamiento estoico.Serie juvenilUna mascota para Tom (traducido a múltiples idiomas)Encuentra a J. P. Johnson / Joan Pont en:Email: [e-mail]: pontailor2000.wixsite.com/jpjohnsonTwitter: @J_P_JohnsonFacebook: facebook.com/pontgalmesInstagram: j.p.johnson1

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Index of content

Help, I'm going to be a dad!

1- PREPARING THE NEST.

2- PREGNANCY.

3- BABY'S CLOTHES

4 - DIAPERS.

5 - FEEDING THE BABY.

6 - THE MOST AWAITED MOMENT. BIRTH.

7 - ARRIVAL HOME.

Help, I'm going to be a dad!

Joan Pont

For Cristian.

Help, I'm going to be a dad!

© Joan Pont Galmés [2023].

All rights reserved.

Dear friend, surely if you are reading these words it is because you are going to be a father and, although it is very difficult to admit it, you are quite scared.

No, don't worry, your masculinity is not in danger because of this. The rest of us men who have already been fathers understand you, even if sometimes we don't know how to put it into words.

Ever since humans came down from the trees, some three million years ago, the care of newborns has been the key to the success of the Homo species. Our babies are born blind, without strength in their legs and without a protective layer of hair, so they depend exclusively on other people to survive.

Their mother and father, or their mothers and fathers, will have to feed them, keep them warm, clean them and take them to the doctor to cure their illnesses.

And even though the child will grow up and learn to fend for herself or himself, she or he will need someone to take care of her or him for at least ten years.

So your life is about to change dramatically. You will soon have a tiny human being on your hands who will depend on you around the clock and who is genetically programmed to cry in a way that will inevitably disrupt your entire nervous system if his or her needs are not met immediately.

For thousands of years childcare has been a job exclusively attributed to women. This is an absurd worldview that has been constructed by the patriarchy for its sole benefit. The man went out to work or to do business to earn money and support his family and the woman stayed at home to take care of the children, who were usually numerous.

Thanks to the struggle of some pioneering women this macho way of looking at fatherhood has been changing and now most of us men are also part of this battle for gender equality.

So now, dad-to-be who is reading the first page of this book, you have to share the care of your child with your partner at least fifty-fifty.

A HARD TASK AWAITS YOU, STRENUOUS WORK WITH NOTHING IN RETURN.

SLEEPLESS NIGHTS, ANXIETY AND NERVOUSNESS.

YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH YOUR PARTNER MAY SUFFER UPS AND DOWNS DUE TO STRESS.

YOUR LIFE WILL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN.

Ha ha ha! The above was a joke, because if you stop for a moment and think that billions