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    Holiday Jokes
    Holiday Jokes
    Holiday Jokes
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    Holiday Jokes

    By Pam Rosenberg and Mernie Gallagher-Cole

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    Want to know what kind of sounds a space turkey makes? Ever wonder what games monster children play? You'll find the answers to these silly questions in this book. From Valentines Day through Christmas, you can keep your family and friends ho-ho-ho-ing throughout the holidays with these great jokes. Additional features include a table of contents, informational sidebars, a phonetic glossary, a fun-facts section, critical-thinking questions, sources for further research, and an index.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherThe Child's World
    Release dateAug 1, 2023
    ISBN9781503881129
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