Rancid Eggs: Bite-sized Horror for Easter: Bite-sized Horror, #3

By Pippa Bailey and Myk Pilgrim

From the Authors of Devil's Night and the publishers of The Little Book of Harm, comes Rancid Eggs, a collection of bite-sized horror stories for Easter.

 

Delve into Rancid Eggs: Bite-sized horror for Easter and join an orgy of chocolate and bunnies, celebrating what Easter is really about... copious amounts of gore, excess, and humping, glorious, glorious humping.

 

Between these sticky pages you'll find rampant rabbits, rebirth, a lively Sunday dinner, and lashings of melted chocolate covered horrors.

 

So, stick on a smile, smear that chocolate on your genitals, and prepare to have your mind blown and pants destroyed.

 

"these stories include strong themes which would appeal to those who take their horror with a healthy heap of shock and humour. Sound up your street? Grab a copy of Rancid Eggs to make even your foulest friends jealous!"
★★★★★
Drew Forrest, author of The Screaming Scarecrows of Silence Falls

 

And for reasons that should be BLATANTLY OBVIOUS, this book is very much NOT FOR CHILDREN.

 

Other titles available in the series:

? Devil's Night: Bite-sized Horror for Halloween
? Bloody Stockings: Bite-sized Horror for Christmas
? Poisoned Candy: Bite-sized Horror for Halloween
? The Little Book of Harm Bad Advice for Harmful Living

• Language: English
• Publisher: Pugnacious Press
• Release date: Apr 18, 2019
• ISBN: 9781386219392

Book preview

Rancid Eggs

Bite-sized Horror

A collection of Easter Horror

By Pippa Bailey and Myk Pilgrim

Welcome back for more punishment!

So shut the curtains, grab an industrial sized tub of Vaseline, that impossibly giant dildo from your mother’s drawer (the one that’s shaped like a penguin), and a box of Kleenex.

From here on out, things are going to get really messy.

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author’s twisted imagination or used in a fictitious manner.

Any resemblance to events or persons, living, dead, undead or reanimated, is purely coincidental.

Except for that thing about your Mother’s penguin dildo, that part is totally real.

Rancid Eggs

Bite-sized Horror

Copyright © 2019 by Pippa Bailey and Myk Pilgrim

Rancid Eggs: Bite-sized Horror for Easter was first published in Great Britain in 2019 by Pugnacious Press.

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, distributed, or transmitted in any form or by any means, including photocopying, recording, or other electronic or mechanical methods, without the prior written permission of the publisher, except in the case of brief quotations embodied in critical reviews and certain other non-commercial uses permitted by copyright law. For permission requests, contact the publisher, Pugnacious Press, at [e-mail].

This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, and incidents are either the products of the author’s imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living, dead, undead, living dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Kindly edited by Lisa Lee Tone

Cover design and book art by Myk Pilgrim, using elements under a Creative Commons 4.0 licence and gin.

Book formatting, admin, marketing, and Pilgrim wrangling by Pippa Bailey.

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Trigger Warning

This book touches on sensitive issues such as donald trump’s personal habits, animal cruelty, copious quantities of vomit, bodily fluids, miscarriage, child abuse, and rape—which, let’s be honest here, shall we, are all pretty much the same thing.

The publishers advise readers to proceed with caution; you have been warned.

Hello, publishers here again, consider this a second warning. There’s some tasteless shit in this book.

If you read on and get upset,

that is very much your fault.

Introduction

At the point of this writing, Pip and I are sitting in the window of one of our favourite local cafes. Our backs are warmer than either of us have been in months, and goddamn does it feel like there might be an end to winter at long fucking last.

It feels like hope, and with the state of the world right now (Feb 2nd, 2019), I think we could all use a little hope.

People are greater than we give ourselves credit for, though it may not feel like it sometimes. When it comes down to the wire, any person with a soul will shove that Westboro Baptist down a flight of stairs.

They will vote to have that anus-eyed, septic tank in a red hat disqualified from the human race.

Hell, sometimes they might even hold the door open for you when you’ve got your arms full of shopping.

Humans will surprise you, they are funny like that.

So, however you’re planning on celebrating the end of winter, be it joining an Easter-themed bunny-tailed orgy, a ritual burning of believers in a giant wicker man, or just smearing your genitals in chocolate and hoping your significant other isn’t too committed to their chocolate-free lent, we wish you all the best for the season and pretty much life in general (unless, of course, your name is donald trump).

But seriously though, there is a lot of bonking in this book, so consider yourself warned. Enjoy!

Myk Pilgrim

Scotland 2019

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