A Book of Randomness
By Denis So
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Denis So
Well how to say, living dead author, like I said 12 years old now, just my brain is, with 25 years of past knowledge, buy my book to read up on mee past??? The book is my thinking, will it be??? AHHH so vague, am I??? I’m NOW ALSO, HELPING THE NHS!!! IF WORKING THANK YOU, AND IF YOU, PURCHASE THIS BOOK??? YOU’LL BE HELPING THE NHS TWICE!!! 1, with your job, whatever that maybe??? 2, is using your own personal money too, help out the NHS as well!!!
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A Book of Randomness - Denis So
© 2020 Denis So. All rights reserved.
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Published by AuthorHouse 03/05/2020
ISBN: 978-1-7283-9964-5 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-7283-9963-8 (e)
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Contents
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chapter 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
Chapter XxX
Chapter XxX-2
Chapter ???
Chapter ???-2
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chapter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38
Chapter 39
Chapter 40
Chapter 41
Chapter 42
Chapter 43
Chapter 44
Chapter 45
Chapter 46
Chapter 47
Chapter 48
Chapter 49
Chapter 50
Chapter 51
Chapter 52
Chapter 53
Chapter 54
Chapter 55
Chapter 56
Chapter 57
Chapter 58
Chapter 59
Chapter 60
24744.pngChapter 1
A book of randomness.
For you, about something
Or nothing???
A quick poem, about brain injury, 12 years on!!!
Bang!!!
Did I hear a starting gun, go off???
In mee head???
Looking back, over the years.
I had too, start from fresh again!!!
Like, walk, talk, sing and dance!!! (badly, it’ll look like, moi building a house)
Only with, my old memories.
Of not knowing, how too, sing and dance.
AND STILL DON’T!!!
BECAUSE I’m A, LAZY ASS FOOL, OVER AND OUT!!!
Well that was, a quick intro for YOU, will the rest, make sense too yee??? Or will I…
You’ve kinda reading the book, in that a paragraph, I guess??? You can??? Toss the book, up in the air??? And hope it lands, back down closed??? And do, whatever you’ve planned for that day??? Or if you’re a, curios cat??? Then you’ll read on???
First off, I would like too, THANK YOU!!!
You've just done the, book title!!!
50/50, you went out, to buy this book, or came across it??? So you've helped, moi/us??? That's anyone, who has had, a brain injury, that attend, brain injury group UK, (it was the forth 1 down, on Google search in 2019, you or this book, might just bring it up???) and now the NHS, because I heard, on the news on the 17/8/15, NHS might be bankrupted, I don't want that too happen!!! Well, they did keep moi alive, so I've got to return the favour to them, and I have to help you, and now the NHS, with this book!!!! I’ll still do the 50/50 part, meaning 50% in my pocket, and 50% to charity, then charity does it’s own 50/50, 50 this year, then 50 for next year, but I have too explain myself, still 50/50, but the NHS, will get the first 50/50 part, then the 50 left over from the NHS, then 50/50 again, for the British Red cross, and finally Brain injury group UK, if any left??? It’ll go too Oxfam, if any odd numbers??? Like £120 I’ll have to round up to the nearest hundred, so it’ll be £200, and then 50 50 again, that year 50 left over, goes into next years pot, so maybe an eternal funding???
Now it’ll be, the NHS first, because I’m back too help everyone in the UK, then the Red cross because I have too save the world, then Brain injury group UK, WHY ARE THEY THIRD???
It goes down too my own situation, we did have a lady, working for Brain injury group UK, I did give the book too her, she told me too change something??? Did so because I’m a bad boy??? Sent her redone version, it was with her for 3 months, maybe more??? Then her contract ended, book still not released, so she told moi, too speak to my link Brain of injury group UK or my group branch manager, how too write the next part???
And the money left??? Or my half, I’ve decided to help the UK.
I’ll let your imagination wondering??? Or you can, pop over too, Salisbury to meet her??? Or meet us in SMP, Salisbury Medical Paratactic, on Thursday from 10:00 am – 13:30 pm, the year 2019 onwards??? Say your here, because my book told you to pop on down, and if you want a squiggle in your book, too prove we’ve met me in person??? I’ll have to date it, so on that day, we met.
Don’t forget your **** and shield, NAH just messing with your mind, because I’m driving your mind, ah left turn!!!
I heard on the news, on the 21/9/15, that England, will have a lot of, Dementia cases, can I bring, the cure to dementia, to England??? I said, how to later on, in mee book, I think the news, got dementia, mixed up with Alzheimer's, to my understanding is, Alzheimer's is forgetting how to do things, and Dementia is, forgetting thing that just happened to you, 30 Min's ago, if it's bad??? But worse or/advanced, if only 20 Min's, but Alzheimer's is part of Dementia, but they are 2 different types of illness, in one, but the same, illness at the end of the day, not being able to create new brain cells, that is the sickness!!!
They say, you are never, too old, too learn!!!
But it's a catch 22, you can, only learn the small things in life, or add, more to your current knowledge??? You can’t, replace your mother tongue, just add another language on top!!! Will some1 prove moi wrong???
You can’t replace, your mother tongue??? I think???
Because that’s the, first language you learn, it’ll stays with you, until the day you die???
But if you suffer, or have dementia, then your brain is, too old to learn!!! Meaning, you have over worked your brain, or it’s hereditary, or in mee case, accident meaning, no more, new brain cells, created for you!!!
That's why, the brain looks like, it is, due to using speech everyday, and movement, as well.
I'm a, theory FOOL!!! That's why, I call this book 50/50, I'm just giving you, a heads up, on the afterlife, and from my experience of death, if doing this 50/50, that will affect your, afterlife???
SORRY my poor use of maths!!!
50/50 would work, if I, didn’t take a cut of the money!!! So it’s more like, 12.5 % back too moi!!! So that’s, 25 % too Brain of injury group UK, 25 % too the NHS, 25 % too who ever is the company??? That releases this book??? And 12.5 % to moi, 5 % too Oxfam, because in 2014, they kinda rob my broken ass, because I went away, for medical treatment, and they didn’t give moi, an end of year meal, for my hard work that year!!! But PLEASE, STILL GO TOO THERE SHOP!!! AND SUPPORT THEM!!! It’s just a, thing that has happened to moi!!! The British red cross 7.5 %, because I’m still working for them!!!
24744.pngChapter 2
Start off, I use to be an, office boy, or an admin assistant, I just turned 25, they say, it takes that long, for the brain to mature, then I had too, start life again, at 25 years old, my accident was a late gift or birthday present, I mean 6 days after my birthday, and the gift, was starting life again!!! Not even a week, for it to be, just a miss hap!!! And the bonus, is the left side of my brain, got wasted!!! Or damaged, we know, the opposite side of are brain, controls are body, like I use to be right handed, meaning the left side, of my brain, was more dominate, but not right handed anymore, then moved on to being left handed, but now, a freak!!! Ambidextrous freak!!! If you, don't know that word??? It means, being able to use, both hands, for everything.
Well not quite, only simple things, like simple writing, not an advanced ambidextrous person, I can only use chopsticks, well in my left hand, but seem to go back, to my, old skool style of holding chopsticks in, my right hand, just not well!!!
What happened to moi(me), I was driving, but nature, decided to make the roads have black ice, the police say, as I was young, so I must of been speeding(25 YEARS OLD)!!!
But I have my, own rule, don’t break the law, in your own town, you live in!!!
Meaning, I use too, stick to the speed limit, in my own town!!!
But speed in other towns!!!
And do close call driving, or over taking, if I crashed??? Then that's a, major lose, too moi(me).
I've only broke the law once!!!
It was 3 am, in the morning, when I engaged, Vtec in my Honda civic, 1.8 vti, it was the first week, I had owned the car, you know what they say??? New toy, got to be played with, or tested out???
It was down, Brown street, it's the longest straight road, in Salisbury town centre, I hit 60+ mph, and still had, more gears to go, I only used 2 gears.
It was after my test, I decided, not to engage Vtec!!!
In my own town!!!
&I use to be a taxi driver, for my friend, we call him Oak, but his full name is Mark Oakley, his friends, called him Oak, we just shorten his Surname down from, Oakley to Oak, all the times I was his taxi driver, from the train station in town, to his mums house, in Harnham, I never engaged Vtec, and it was, a 2 mile drive/journey to his mums house in Harnham, every Thursday night, back in 2003-don't remember when I stopped??? Maybe??? When I