After (The Party)

By JC McCreary

Witness Kelly's transformation and Richie's not-so-surprising revelation and Sherry's re-debut as the self proclaimed "Queen of entertaining"! Get ready AFTER (The Party) is going to take you on the ride of your life!

It's Christmas Eve of 2010 and Sherry is planning another holiday gathering. This year "let someone else do all the work" her friends told her. The fun will be held at a 5 star hotel in SW DC, a popular "hotspot" for the locals. It was out of her hands, all she could do was wait and pray that all would be well this year AFTER (The Party)!

• Language: English
• Publisher: AuthorHouse
• Release date: Feb 28, 2014
• ISBN: 9781491837078

JC McCreary

JC is a down to earth, tell it like it really is, type of person. She is known to her friends and family as "having no cut on her cards" . JC enjoys the laughter she receives when she gives her colorfully playful descriptions of the people and events in her life! She loves entertaining and gets rave reviews for her skills in the kitchen. A good day for her is to have made someone else happy.

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© 2014 JC McCreary. All rights reserved.

No part of this book may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted by any means without the written permission of the author.

Published by AuthorHouse 2/28/2014

ISBN: 978-1-4918-3708-5 (sc)

ISBN: 978-1-4918-3706-1 (hc)

ISBN: 978-1-4918-3707-8 (e)

Library of Congress Control Number: 2013920738

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Contents

Foreword and Acknowledgements

From the author

Beatrice

Richie

Larry

Sherry

Kelly

Greg

Gwen

Roxy

Lisa

John

Sherry

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise

She’s gotta have it!

The Other Woman?

The Confession

Roxanne

Sherry

Kelly

Larry

Sherry

Greg

Roxy

The Party

Larry

Roxy

Emanuel

Richie

The Heist

Beatrice

Richie

The Party continued

Beatrice

Roxy

Sherry

The Heist

Thank you Jesus!

Foreword and Acknowledgements

First I would like to say THANK YOU. This work is dedicated to all my fans, if not for you accusing me of writing a cliff hanger, needling me, begging, worrying, and constantly asking, are you finished yet, when is part 2 coming out, why are you here, shouldn’t you be at home writing, this book would have never been created much less completed. So here’s to you! May God continue to bless you and keep you and your families and may you be my devoted fans 4 life! To all of you gave me rave reviews on THE PARTY I pray not to disappoint you with AFTER (The Party).

A small note on the title of the book, and because my fans are the reason I am writing a part 2 with many suggestions of what to name it, I would like to explain. If you read THE PARTY, you know that the actual party never happened. It was what Alfred Hitchcock would have referred to as a McGuffin. It’s like the money that was stolen by the character Marion in the movie Psycho. Stealing the money prompted the character to leave town and eventually end up at the Bates Motel where she was murdered but then, the money was no longer a factor, it ended up being sunk, in the trunk with her dead body when Norman drove the car into the lake.

In AFTER (The Party) you will be happy to know that this time a party does happen but again, will have very little to do with all of the goings on in the rest of the book. So you see why, as a lot of fans suggested, I could not name this The After Party or even After the Party but rather AFTER with The Party in parenthesis which merely suggest as it should that this work comes AFTER the original work entitled (The Party), get it? I thought you would.

THANK YOU to the ones and you know who you are, who had faith in me and read the book and gave me feedback. I could not have been more pleased that you enjoyed the story. It’s all good in the neighborhood.

I write because I enjoy doing it, being a published author is a dream come true for me. The fact that other people read what I write and enjoy it and want more is a hell of a turn on! It’s like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on fresh Wonder bread with an ice cold glass of milk, delicious!

I have been asked by people, ok it was the guy that cleans and repairs my jewelry, why I didn’t or don’t in the future, write about political stuff and blah blah blah, my answer to that is because I do not want to! Why doesn’t he write about politics if he has so much he wants to say? Life can be hard, there are a lot of responsibilities, can we just have a moment to be silly and laugh and forget if just for the length of time it takes to read a book or watch a movie, have some fun out of life? Can’t we have something that does not take the cost of an expensive vacation but just a few bucks and our imagination? Gee wiz, take a chill pill.

I’m gonna leave the serious stuff to someone else for now and I hope that is ok. Shit, I started life while my Mother was asleep and the doctor was down the hall, true story!

Ok, back to you my fans, reading this. Honestly, I love you all because when you do something of this magnitude it means nothing if no one reads it. If there is no one in the forest when a tree falls does it still make a sound? A book is not a damn tree so yes it still makes a sound because there is ALWAYS something around with ears to hear it! But if you write a book and no one reads it well it means nothing, nothing at all. I will keep on writing as long as God has me able to do so and it is so much fun and rewarding and a little scary I will admit, if I know that when I am done making up a crazy ass story such as this one that some folks will be reading it and wanting to talk about it and yes the wish, the prayer is that somebody whose anybody that has some connections will get in touch with ICE CUBE (Cube Vision) or Quinton Tarantino or Kevin Hart (little man blew up didn’t he) or whomever and tell them that "hey man you gotta read this story by JC McCreary it is off the chain and just as funny (well it is but maybe you better not say that) than FRIDAY, NEXT FRIDAY, and FRIDAY

AFTER NEXT and Think Like A Man! Hey if I don’t believe, how can I convince others, right?

I would like to thank GOD, my Lord and savior Jesus Christ AMEN without whom nothing would get done or exist, without whom there IS nothing! I thank him for my gift of gab, my ability to make up stories, the love, health and wealth of mi familia!

People have given me so much love, faith, support and encouragement since I started writing with the intent to be published. Asking every day is the book finished yet? You should be at home writing! God bless all of you! It made me go home and write. So here it is!

I got a little something for I think almost everyone, and this information is not to offend or hurt or judge, it is simply MY take on shit that happens.

Fellas, fellas, I love you – men are great beings, thank God for you! But you know, even you supposedly smart ones are a bit green when it comes to certain things, either that or you play stupid a lot which is very unbecoming! I know you’ve heard it before or maybe you haven’t but the female of a species, any species goes thru a lot in life! Give the females in your life a break sometimes for Pete’s sake. Your girlfriends, your wives, your mothers, your sisters and your co-workers, the females that are brave enough to call you friend.

I saw a show on the National Geographic channel or whatever it was some years ago and I watched in total astonishment as they showed the mating ritual of the TAZMANIAN Devil- yes there is such a creature, not a cartoon where the foolish beasts whirls around and around slobbering looking for I don’t know, is it something to eat or something to fuck that he wants? It is hard to tell, anyway it’s a large rodent, something in between a gopher and a raccoon or something, hell Google it, yes I still Google, fuck those other search engines! So what happens is that the male digs a hole, no, more like a tunnel in the earth and then somehow traps the female inside and this is where it gets ugly folks, she fights to get free because she has no desire to be there, to you know do it!. So they fight and he will not allow her to leave the tunnel. This goes on until she has gotten too weak to defend herself or fend him off!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF???? Then he TAKES it, he takes the pussy and nature being what it is, he impregnates her! Now let’s for a second get back to the fight, this may go on for days, depending on the females stamina!!!! I know I know I have already talked with GOD about questioning HIS infinite wisdom. I’m in deep shit about a few subjects such as the menstrual cycle of the human female especially when it starts at age 10 and is still flowing every month like clockwork at age 50!!! But, I digress, how many of you knew this information about the TAZMANIAN??? Yeah I know right???

Most of us have seen the mating ritual of the KING of the Jungle the mighty Lion, right? Each season all the males fight to see who will have the privilege of fucking and impregnating all the females in the Pride (that’s what they call the herd), for that mating season. Yes, that is correct. Whichever male Lion dominates gets all the females which also means that all the cubs that are born that year are from one male (sounds like Keyon with the good hair that lives ‘round the block don’t it?). That’s where the Lion gets the label of being King, that and the fact that he (although the females do most of the defending the Pride and the hunting by the way) can pretty much kick the ass of most other animals in the jungle (if they can catch ‘em, forget about it). You might be interested to know it is not because of the act of doing it that they are called King, because to my horror, each session of intercourse for The King of the Jungle, yea right, only last 3 to 5 seconds at best, they get it in, doggy style, laying down actually, lazy bastards, hump, hump, hump (the motion is real fast too (no way she’s getting anything out of that bullshit) and WHAM, done. BUT, they can keep that shit up allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll day long!!!!!!!!!!! They do it like that from dawn ‘til sunset! Seriously maybe I don’t know 15 or20 times a day, maybe more maybe less! Again, I know – me and the Lord, he is aware of my stupidity. Who in the hell wants to be bothered all day, except a paid prostitute and I will have to ask one someday because if necessary and I thought somebody would buy this still fresh (like), only about 17 years old in vagina years, of mine, those who know, know. You others I may take the time to explain later, I would be a call girl and get the condo payment in 1 date! You know what I’m say’in? Anyway yeah the King of the jungle busts off in a few seconds, good grief, who said life was fair??????

Ok some of you men may want to bring up the black widow spider or the queen Bee but hey just like the rest of the animals and insects (and humans, come on ladies you know that the men are just doing what they are wired to do (I know God) it is up to the human female to SHUT EM DOwwwn, but we don’t! We smile and are so flattered because he says you are booootiful! Stop it! That simply means he wants to fuck you. So the female gives it up! Newsflash, he don’t want YOU for life or to take for a wife, men don’t go to clubs to find the woman he wants to marry, he goes to pick up a chick that he can carry! He wants something warm, wet, and willing! You know he got a wife, girlfriend, or some female that he has lead to believe that SHE is the ONE.

Don’t get me wrong with any of the things I say, I love men, I think they are as a whole great creatures of God. They just have a different drive than females. They are born with a penis and the urgency that goes with having one is to stick it into as many different spots as he is allowed to! Roosters have been getting what they want for centuries, it’s time for you chickens to get an education! A famous comic whom I love, Larry David, co-creator of Seinfield, once said on his HBO series, Curb Your Enthusiasim, the penis just wants to go home. We all know what he’s talking about right?

But, come on, we females are very possessive about the sperm that is deposited into our bodies, we kinda don’t want that sperm being deposited all willy nilly into a bunch of other vaginas. A man can have a baby with someone and they break up and for the most part go back to their old lives if they are trifling (somebody interpret please I got a long way to go don’t have time to break it all down) and anyone that didn’t know him would ever realize the difference unless he told them. But Mother’s ( ahhh I mean REAL Mother’s ) can’t have a baby and then just drop them off somewhere, not ever knowing how they are, if they still are or if they are being cared for , eating well, happy. Your body is forever changed and I don’t mean fitting back into your size 6 or whatever you were before you got knocked up, I mean on the inside, and your heart and your mind is changed and your responsibility is tremendous and if you truly take on the job fully and know what’s right, the little babies needs come way waaaaaay before yours.

So fellas, yes I am still primarily directing the conversation to you, I know there has been no gunfire or sex scenes yet so your attention is fading but try to hang with me for a few more ticks ok? I got some action coming for you. It’s just that females are so emotional and connected and care so deeply when we decide to give in. We, the real women, didn’t need STEVE HARVEY to tell us what we were doing wrong and reveal any of you guys secrets, come on, really?? For any of you that read the book it was dating 101, I know it was for me, although the movie was funny as hell, they did a great job on that! Yea Steve brilliant! You lucky ‘Mo fo’ and Kevin Hart, holla at a sista, PLEASE, I want a movie deal tooooooo!!

All I am trying to relay is that women go thru a lot, when we are very young stuff starts happening to our bodies that people can see and embarrassing stuff that everybody is aware of, and we are forced to accept it when it happens, hopefully not in the fifth grade during math class and then you are called to write your answer on the board unaware that your chair is stained and your skirt also and your Mother has told you nothing about sex or life in general and only basic instinct tells you that you are not bleeding to death from some gruesome disease!!!!!!!! But again, I digress, if males had to go thru this shit the humans in this world would have gone extinct a long time ago. Can I get an AMEN, can I get a whoodie whoooooo?

This last part- I always used to hear male comedians, not so much now – you’re definitely learning guys, the comics always joke about women not wanting to do it. They claim the women give them pussy to trap them into marriage and then they can’t get nothing after they say I do. Head is something they get only on birthdays or anniversary! Ummmmmm, you got to wonder why that is? Since the issue seems to be universal, men should really puzzle over and consider the possible reason. And by the way ladies, giving in every time, (although I personally try not EVER to say no to MY hubby) but, giving in and doing all the sometimes kinky ass shit they want you to do, does NOT keep them from cheating (and yes fellas, women cheat too), but