Cardigan Street: Lesbian Love Stories
By Joolz
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I struggle with obsessive compulsive disorder (intrusive unwanted thoughts) and writing stories helps me concentrate the train of thoughts in my brain and get to sleep.
I have so many people to acknowledge and say thank you to but you always miss someone out so I will choose one.
Thank you Daisaku Ikeda.
Joolz
Our life experiences don't define us, but build the foundation for who we need to be happy. I was lucky to have found the most incredible life philosophy of Nichiren Daishonin Buddhism (www.sgi-uk) and only at 47 feel like my life has possibility. We chant nam myoho renge kyo to fight against our human fundamental darkness of greed, anger and foolishness. I would like to be well run a Buddhist community centre and a animal rescue centre. Health wealth and happiness.
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Cardigan Street - Joolz
© 2019 Joolz. All rights reserved.
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Published by AuthorHouse 07/19/2019
ISBN: 978-1-7283-8975-2 (sc)
ISBN: 978-1-7283-8974-5 (e)
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Contents
Chapter 1
Last Writes
In this page
Me and The World
Be Positive
TV Dinner
Take me more like is this selfish slavery of obsession
24 Pages to Memphis
Book me a holiday Book 4
Joolz Book 3/
Book 3 asteroid to love
Book 3 missy misery
Book 3 to you adieu
Book 3 yeah okay why not
Book 3 hollow old me
(no subject)
Story book 3 Throw it at me
Feck off Me
House Far Away
Sandwich
Chapter 3 Away with the fairies
Chapter 2
Half s hit Who Knows
For Me Yeah Right!
Okay sounds great.
Novel Part D Diane
Novel Part C
Novel Part C
Novel 1 Part B
Novel Number 1 Part A
Novel Number 1
Poetry Archery
Love Story
My ~Story
Me My Own Heart I
Fantasy or Fiction
Fiction Fantast B
Fiction Fantasy Book 4 A
Part D
Part C
Story 6 Book 4
Part B
Chapter 3
That’s when you are free.
Head Rolling Laughter
Repent Grim Reaper
Head off the Company
Joolz
Story my head fell off
Storybooks
I can’t make up a story if it’s not there but let’s see if we can string a line together
Chapter 4
Just let me evaporate your worries and dance your socks off Cuba night!
Story run
Chapter 5
Story 2 Gemini
Story 2 Part B
Story 2 Part C
Story 2 Part D
Story 2 Part D
Story 2 Continued
What time?
Book 3 yikes it’s me happy
My car
Book 3
Story 3 let’s write a story
Story 3
Story v 3
Story 3
Story 3 continued
Story 3
Story 3
Book 4
Chapter 6
I blew it again
Stop Story 3 blow apart me
[no subject]
Where shall I take me?
Substitution
Story Self Help Guru
Chapter 7
X Rayed
Death Dyke
Sigha
O
Hi Joolz, Thank You for helping me today, it was lovely to see you again.
Planet
Spinning Headache
To sleep I die
My Partner Qualities
Poetry Night
Frustrated
Betrothed
Novel Four Part 2
Book 4
November Novel
Book 4
Novel 4
Book job novel idea
Cc novel four part five
Book Four Smitten
Spaghetti Western
Yes
Sing
Chapter 8
Love Story
My Heart Attack
Lesbian Love Story
Frog
Prince Shadow
Part 3 Prince Shadow
Part 4
Battlefield Real
Prone Shadow
Prince Shadow
Shadow Parting
Prince
S*** ending
So
X
G
Snail
Sugar and Lace
G
Me
That is weird
Valley of bridge over death
Valley of tombs
Valley of exes
Volume three Viking
Valley of Sleep
Valley of Time
Valley of Despair
Valley Through Flesh
Advertisement Hill
Hi
Autism Spectrum
Big Vegas
Armageddon
My Dearest Soul Mate
Eek
The Wind Crow Ride
Xyz
Heart attack on my bike
Valley if wallet
Sum it up
Valley of new words
Valley Independence
Honest
Valley of the future
Shut Up
Weevil
Volume Up
Merlin Talks Sense
Something needs to get out
Light Blue Light Blue, Light Blue I didn’t cook for you
Ghost
Gonoreah
Candara Dream Dew
Candara Driftway
Candara
Oh God
Kiss my ass jk
Larking
Beat of my heart Storyline
Story Book 3 Part 2
Pasa
Night in Shining Armour
Bag Lady City
It gave me a fright
Awoke
Bye
C
Area of outstanding natural beauty
Line
Nam myoho renge kyo
I shouldn’t laugh at myself and my depressed poetry
Talk to a tree
I Love
On Line Advice
Chapter 9
Story
Mrs Douglas my typewriting teacher, it was a look that said ‘you fight’.
Err he who hesitates is lost
Once upon a time
In my imagination
Chapter 10
Swim Hinksey
I Care
Dear more to life
Story beat my eyes out
Invoke
Motorbike Charlie
Snooze
Cloud me in your furnace
Joolz
Sidelong story
Eerie Ghost
Ghost
Oh no I need stress
Well done Joolzy
Bonkers conkers
Mountains
Gravitas
Surf
One Book
3
Book Butterfly
Flew with the wind
Levis Roses
When will I put someone else first?
Open from the time lord of the baked bean tin
Bath
Successful author best seller
Once upon a time there was a world called planet earth
Chapter 11
Ruby my tantrum
Speak now or forever hold your peace help me God amen.
Grim reaper my only happy tail
Plant Trees
S*D off symphony
I Feel Lost
Word search I GP go on
Ruby Dear
I Forgot Myself
I’ve died at last
Lesbo Love Story
Part 2 twita
Part 3 Holy Mackarel
Buses
Part 5
I want a good story
Chapter 12
My Book
Dr Forbidden
Mouse
True Jet
Reaching Out
Cardigan
Stop
Stop
Story!
Good bye
Bitterness and stuck up
Forecast, Rain, Clouds and some Sunshine
I am still finding a story I am proud of it is just not popping out
Dotty
I’m Okay
My stories are no more
Dries up stories: really love?
Joolz Rulez
Imaginary Friends
Werewolf
Doves in the wind
Chapter 13
Neat
I can’t see
I am off on literary holiday
Through my inkwell
Put it in a bottle
Don’t be afraid
I Didn’t Feel
Me memoir & I
Love
Self Analysis
Nostalgia Book
Emerald
Ruby Diamond Jubilee
Blue Mountain
Worry
For the Ladies!
My Life Story
Growing Up
My Travels
Places I have lived
Dream
If money was no object what would you do?
Joolz Life Plan
The Bear Inn: Brave enough to tell you woman I love you
Chapter 14
Apple Mayonnaise
Crow
The Black Apple
Last Breath
Gay
Mills and where’s all the spoons?
Chapter 15
Princess Diana
Self worth: Self love: Self sacrifice: Soul
Chapter 16
22:10:2018 Goals
M.E.
Courage
My Life Story
Oh my ancient frame is well
I Like Me
Hello Me
OCD & Me & Occupational Therapy
Chapter 17
Hello God
Chapter 18
Someone on my side
Socks
Chapter 19
Surfing
Chapter 20
Wires Melting
Chapter 21
Mail to two stone Arizona
Miss Julie Amanda Longley
Parapet of Power
The
Lancelot
I don’t know
How can I be close to you again?
I’m not letting go
Hold Me
Song for the Dead
You
Castigator of Castration
All that is turns to dust
I Facilitate my Demise
Pamper Yourself
I’m Sorry
Shorts
Sanctuary
Yeah Yeah Yeah
Force of nature follow me not
The Old Oak Tree
Next
Diver
Okay that’s fine!
Continued
Carol
My wife, to my love, to behold from this day forth, till death to us part, I do
Catastrophic Excrement
Give me Cyanide Nurse
Nichiren
Christmas Common
God is watching you. You only want to bring joy so cheer up.
Banquet of goujons and chips
Mr
Story Shanty Lyrics
That’s okay. With love from me. 29.12.2018 *printed to here
Life Feels Beautiful in French
Light
Me
All that is is not always
Fish and Chips
Book Launch
Storyline…
U
Miss Strict
280 Greenline Bus
Desparate
Love is the end
Cave me in you’re not here not here not here
Enough it is not a political rant. Fantasy.
Hope the rising sun will bring with it bundles of joy, happiness and luck. Happy Chinese New Year!
Be Yours
To phone or not to phone
Can I love someone else if I don’t love my self?
Sand On Fire
We spinning down we been hit.
What’s the best thing about my life? Me
Water my day dream horses lavender life
To you no.
Ferrari
Why do I chant nam myoho renge kyo for hours every day?
My road, my home, my neighbours (back page blah blah)
I’m so happy
Knit myself a dream come true
Lovwe
Your Story
Pollen knows the Reason
Dedication
It wud be lovely to see u today, I lovely to see you love zenna
xxxxxxx
I dedicate my book to Aunty Zenna.
Thanku my darling
Spot the duck spot the sparkle in your watery eye. I am the diamond you let go by. The lake smiled on we met I didn’t fancy her from day one. We saw each other more and more and then as a lonely lesbian one day I said shall we hug
? Oh she said and we tried we both agreed it felt like a frozen divide. It was rigid and weird and we thought we wouldn’t go there again but kept on meeting now and again.
Myo ho renge kyo.
Hoben-pon. Dai ni.
Niji seson. Ju sanmai. Anjo
Ni ki. Go shari-hotsu. Sho-
but chi-e. Jinjin muryo. Go
chi-e mon. Nange nannyu. Issai
Shomon. Hyaku-shi-butsu. Sho
fu no chi. Sho-i sha ga. Butsu
zo shingon. Hyaku sen man noku.
CHAPTER 1
Last Writes
My partner is: the football commentator
Sketches around daily life, but in football commentator voice….
At the football away match at the traffic lights, kind of Big Brother style
At the shops, commentator in the supermarket queue, trying to make it sound more interesting.
When paid, that noise they make when the football team scores. Completely over=excited.
Wife trying to get to sleep, and Ham, Beckham still commentating.
My parter is: horoscope teller
First date, Sagitarious on a waterbaby, good sign.
Second date, venus on a meteriorite in gemini it’s not looking good I got to go and divine,
Married life can’t go to see Rita on Tuesday, it’s the equinox on high tide, with leo it would be a dangerous ride.
Rosey Lee and crystal ball and young person asking relationship advice. Lightening, fog, you are a fortune child, your destiny is written in the stars, but relationship no it will never last.
Sad face
Going out with a butcher, first date, I try and be vegetarian, here love, I bought you this, obviously a tray of lamb chops.
Second date,
Married,
Live happilly ever after.
Engaged to a male supermodel, fighting over the mirror, fighting over the facebook page, fighting over the make up, fun and do each others hair. And great fashion sense.
Going out with a jihadist, prayers on time and freedom fighter.
Going out with a retail manager, targets smart measurable achievable goals in the relationship therapy.
Going out with a fireman, yum
Going out with a doctor, yum
Going out with a baker, yum
Going out with a writer, ummmm!
Going out with a comedian, not always funny, eg. Me, go out and this multiple personality appears ‘miss entertainer’, ‘miss funny’, miss make you laugh, miss myself at home, ‘miss misery’, but content with that, ‘miss depression’, miss grateful, miss I’m not coping, miss unemployed, miss can’t get a job I like, cant get a job to last, coping mechanism, food, bath, buddhism, sleep, jostick, abba and occasional friend.
Oh and walk dogs.
Going out with the animal lover, five afghan dogs, hairs, there is a doggy smell, the lanes, the pooh bags, the micro chip, the vet visit, the iguanas, the komodo dragon, the python in the loo, the camel the last straw the sheep onzie, ‘I can’t take this anymore’.
The onzies, the pyjamas in the supermarket>????
The Chichuans in the handbag, we can to go town with this, the chichuana in your purse, the chichuana in your coffee cup, the chichuana, aggressive the chichuana, gets more attention more affection the chicuana on a one way bus ticket to India.
The relationship with mr ocd, the relationship with mr obesity, the relationship with the narcissist, the relationship with the relationship therapist, my feeling and gut intuintion would be ‘never go out with a relationship therapist’. the relationship with the ‘shrink’ would you like a coffee dear>? the analysis session, that maybe transferrence, that may be codependency, you maybe giving me what you are lacking inside. This is deep dear, next session tomorrow, at 3pm, can’t switch oiut of work mode. Sling the coffee down with love though and a kiss on the head, I love you my dear. Love you too smile.
Relationship with the dalai lama, hmm
Relationship with the goat herder, yes!
Relationsihp with mary poppins, no!!!! noo! I said noooooo
Relationship with patrick swayze, hmm
Relationship with top gun, hmmm sorry lesbians, hmmm? No don’t worry, but hmm.
Relationship with demi moore, no.
Relationship with a strickly come dancing star.
Relationship with the Shrek star, oh god.
Relationship with me, no, hmmm, oh god.
Relationship with an astronaught, no.
Relationship withpatrick moore, yes.
Relationship with the spectician, the optician, waking up with the light in your eye.
Relationship with your dentist, it was the smile I fell for.
Relationship with the computer technician, handy
Relationship with the mechanic, yes
Relationship with the bus driver, no
Relationship with the teacher, hmm, maybe
Relationship with the popstar, yes and no
Relationship with the poet, no
Relationship with the hippy, tree hugger no, uh oh!?
Relationship with a relationship, this is the hard part
And
Finding a relationship
Relationship with the priest confessional, hmm, never get any sleep at night, just worried and fretting and smoking
Relationship with the samaurai warrior, dangerous
Relationship with the ex
Relationship with the work colleague, deadly
Relationship with affair with your boss don’t do it
Oh it’s so good
Don’t do it again, oh no
Relationship with yourself, hmm nice
Relationship let’s break this down, relation and ship, patterns repeating anywhere?
Sketches, patterns, repeating, in family relationship dynamics, patterns repeating kalaeidoscope, repeating, anger, reflecting your own repressed anger, sketches, you in your cot, your and your mum, you and your new partner, obviously when are you going to grow up and take responsibility.
As the partner pushes you in your new state of arc buggy and passifier.
Relationship with the shopaholic, with the skier, with the hair dresser (YES!) relationship with the Essex star, oh my Jeeze, white teeth, competitiveness in the wardrobe, stealing your leg waxers, but yes, you look good.
Relationship with the secretary, yes and no. Dizzy and too giggly.
Relationship with the depressive, hmmm no!
Relationship with the Chef, hmmm?
Relationship with the alcoholic, hmm no!
Relationship with the podiatrist, yes.
Relationship with the nurse, hmm, yes and no, you never would see them, it’s all work work work, completely dedicated, prepare not to see them when you think you’re going to see them, as there is always a crisis and work comes first.
Relationship with the caker maker, yes come here
Relationship with trinny and susannah, no
Relationship with the hair bikers, no sorry!
Relationship with mary berry no sorry!
Relationship with the australian comedian,
hmm
Relationship with the barman, no
Relationship with the model, no
Relationship with the telesales guy, yes, they always really nice
Relationship with the anger therapist, no
Relationship with the prisoner no
Relationship with the alchemist, h, mm maybe
Relationship with the donkey, no
Relationship with the banker, yes maybe
Relationship with the market trader, yes, maybe
Relationship with the barber, yes actually
Relationship with the travel agent
Relationship blind date, no
Relationship with your father, oh no
Relationship with your sibling rivalry no
Relationship with your let’s stop this before it goes too far.
Relationship counselling, she is so nice. Little did I know. At home we are all different.
Next chapter!
At work: the team manager, at home the submissive.
At work: the crisis manager at home, the permanent crisis
At work, taking work home, the interior designer whose home is a mess
The builder whose home needs improvement
The psychoanalyst, who is an expert and does get this totally right on cue and precise at work, but at home he didn’t know. Who knew? The wife was having an affair with the milkman for 5 years now the cream was free.
The butter maker, his world was always the same, at work at home, steady, easily pleased, consistent, his life was clockwork but he wasn’t sticking to time he was just always nice.
The happy jolly bus driver who got home to abuse.
The nun, the psychopath, what is it with religious freaks?
The psychopath, at home with a psychopath, well I didn’t know till he shot me in the head after more resentment for me having the ability to laugh and endure the permanent chores inspector morse of life.
The banker, same at home.
The funeral attendant, the disco mania on a Friday night.
The estuarian stud vet, same, never stopped working.
The tesco trolley assistant, the fully qualified psychiatrist.
The special needs lady at the till, the supervisor in five years time.
The volunteer mute in the charity shop, would be a campaginer for the closure of the swimming pool in the poorest area of her city, would champion domestic violence causes and people would respect her and listen and she would be driven by something from her soul that must be driving our destiny.
Back to humour we are safe.
Relationship with the homeless person, there is a lot of love everywhere.
The relationship with gillian keeth, no no no
LETS HEAL THE SUBJECT!
Sorry one more, relationship with Louise Ay, the couple wake up and Louise is a permament meditation CD Good Morning, slow calming voice, think of all the things to be positive about in this beautiful day, think of the oven, how beautiful it is, think of the kitchen carpet how soft it is, think of the ceiling, how safe that is, think of the curtains and your washing powder and why didn’t you do the washing up last night my darlliiiin?
think of all the things that make you happy, you are feeling good, breathe in, deep breaths, feel the love shining in, deep breath out, feel the lightness of your soul, see the angels sprinkling healing your way.
Yes that’s why I married you.
LET’sCHANGE THE subJECT
Carry on army
Carry on in care work
Carry on nursing
Carry on in the RAF
Carry on in supermarkets
Carry on in the restaurant
Carry on sleeping
Carry on in cartoon land
Carry on in the forest
Carry on in the neaderthal world
Carry on life in the museum
The End
In this page
In this page I wed this day
I commit to never leaving this in my mind
I abide my breath that paralleled
A different day I busy bee see
The day I would rather forget
And shadows overtake me
And I drive by me
I speak of echoes
And yet of silence
And stillness and waiting for dawn
Waiting for safety
That has turned pink
Has turned warm
Has turned me into myself
Into hope
And to looking at you
The view is not asking
Of you
But to sunset the day you smile
To wish for more to give you your style
For living with the world
For wanting more
So I can share your chore
That is obvious. That is all.
That is not all though,
For fear I may say too much
For fear you may feel too much
For having much to give For enjoying my life
I mint made it I line my pen
I lint my grave
And wed you in my sex change
And live to lie a woman in my cage
I drew you
I mistook you
I do I really do thank you. Did I miss you?
Yes but not enough because I miss myself so much
When I was confident when I was a mess but fun
When I had a job but could leave for the pub at one.
The End
Me and The World
Goodies: Tree Man Man Power Lilly Bark
Evils: Poison Ivy Mr Mill Dew
Story plot: usual good versus evil and me stuck in the middle
The start Deforestation had been successful by the year 8050 there was no trees left. We have artificial oxygen simulating tanks and there was a fight for the market to be the sales winner of the award. Tree Man had lost and left Wood Leg End in the end. Man Power knew this would happen so had tipped his olive hat and walked into the Everglade never to forget those footsteps at the crisp aliveness of the Autumn Glade. The wind blew through his senses and he stowed that feeling into his consciousness forever and laid the gauntlet with the memory of my life.
Lilly Bark had always loved Man Power and squeezed her last agony of roots into a twisted knarl to turn to amber in about 30,000 years time.
The middle Poison Ivy was out of control, and attaching herself to everything and running herself to thin. The lane wall had become a great host for the 2 birds left on earth, the only hope, two doves and the neighbours pet goat. They still looked glumly on. Mr Mill Dew walked his dog in the rainbow rain, they had devised a way rain could be bright with no sunshine ever again. There was some kind of reflection refractive mechanism that would create a floodlit rainbow dew drops through the dark clouds.
The drama Sexist battles were still being fought by the cloud gods whether humans should still be left on earth. Women said yes, there was still time. Men said no, they don’t deserve another chance, this experiment has gone wrong it’s time to wipe out extinct that homosapien race. They never got it.
The End
Be Positive
You have so many things
You have ocd you can collect your
trophy diagnosis and put them in order
and don’t ever throw them away.
I have personality order;
it is strict it is like a fire
impulsive like gunfire.
I got offered a job
so excited I jumped
and ran the high top
wall they phoned me
later manager changed the
dumb blonde rule.
Schizophrenia they said… Who?
The doctor or the voice in my head wishing you dead?
Is it me self doubting psychotic?
Killer thoughts. Roses Shakespeare
hamlet pseudo psycho jack
Nicholson raging
repressed anger at my inadequacies I;ll kill this lot.
Ile bake my head off.
Psychosis… psychotic… oh what’s that frying with my nerve endings?
is there a pill for that?… what’s app?
Psychosis psychotic I thought they meant ideation violence but I looked it up and the psychiatrist meant ‘I’m out of touch with reality’.
Well I could have told him that if I wasn’t too stoned to talk or think. Cont…
What more I got?
Bright side… oh yeah that reminds me I have full time depression though it doesn’t look like it because I take no prisoners.
I have charm love and genuine hysterics with company hilarious but the bleak baron-less landscape of my deserted life does span overfill all year round.
Depression if I’m okay with dull ache of bleak shearing unending blankness and caved in loneliness and only filled by
Yes Stress Anxiety.
Qualifications accomplished:
Nvq in alcoholism. Recreational drug use. Casual sex. Abusive relationships
I’ve got so much too much.
Yes she did say I’m spoilt my colleague I always wondered why? How could I be spoilt I shall always wonder why?
Obesity
Excema
Ad-ah
Fatigue
Memory loss
3 breakdowns
Suicidal missions yes unsuccessful too
Wrote two books I like them
I don’t pity myself but it is hard to be me and hold down a job
No confidence at my wits end
Don’t moan about the recycling you freak you’re fired it’s the end.
I am gentle and loving with a woman I’m natural.
It’s my saturating delight to see a woman’s pleasure in sight.
So I got a lot of… I got the lot
I’m quite fit don’t smoke loyal loving and kind.
I got a lot of execs about forty mostly kind.
I’ve been celibate long time I wait for my life crime I mean life wife partner but now I’m lonely I should just have fun it’s supper time summer time. A lady that’s where it is baron land.
The End
TV Dinner
If one day dreamer could come true she would make you mad and shake you blue.
She would hit your head coz you would rather be dead
she would drive off the cliff for you
and book a ticket for one for the shark or work
just so you stop thinking is that a choice?
Decide and commit stay firm that’s the remit.
Once smitten twice bit.
It’s not a nit picking twisted gnarled bark of an alleyway
it is a kiss a gleam of hope in the distant hope
before we get left in our chair with the TV remote
for hours and days and really go round the bend.
I shall end before that happens
pardon my grace pardon my resting place
pardon my thunder which reminds me there’s nothing
yonder the sky isn’t greener on the other side
it is darker than the centre of our lava puss pit
called earth our living grave
our daily bath with life
and history