Love a Dub Dove

By Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc

This book is one that everyday people will be able to relate to. It is a collection of individual scenes involving ordinary characters having lighthearted conversations. The author repeats some of the characters and uses ones from some of his previous works in order for the reader to familiarise themselves with them. It is similar to a soap opera but is not a continuous storyline and the dialogues often include humorous and witty punchlines.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing
• Release date: Aug 29, 2014
• ISBN: 9781490745718

Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc

Cormac G. McDermott, BA, MEconSc, has been diagnosed as a genius. I graduated from University College, Dublin, in 1994 with an honours bachelor of arts degree in economics and went on to earn a master's degree in economic science during 1995. I worked in insurance, banking, and asset management for six years. I have been writing comedy for the past eleven years. Some of my previous publications include 'Rather Fond of a Double Entendre', 'Look! The Chuckle Book!', 'The Comical Macker', 'Cormo Schmormo', 'Skits Blitz', and 'Scritti Is Witty'. I live in Dublin, Ireland.

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Chapter 1

COMEDY SKETCHES

SCENE FROM A DUBLIN SUBURB—FIONA AND DOUG ARE WALKING BY A SCHOOL.

FIONA SPOTS SOMETHING GOING ON IN THE PLAYGROUND.

DOUG CHUCKLES.

SCENE FROM A SITTING ROOM—TWO PALS (JOHN AND MAXI) ARE WATCHING A SPORTS NEWS CHANNEL.

VOICE FROM

SCENE FROM A WORKING CLASS HOUSE—PHELIM AND NICOLE ARE HAVING A MEAL TOGETHER.

THE COUPLE CHUCKLE.

SCENE FROM A LIVING ROOM IN THE UNITED STATES—CHAD AND JOSH ARE WATCHING A GAME OF COLLEGE GRIDIRON ON TELEVISION.

CUT TO THE TELEVISION. A PLAY HAPPENS AND A HEAVY TACKLE HAS BEEN PUT ON A GUY WHO LOSES HIS HELMET IN THE PROCESS AND CLASHES HEADS WITH AN OPPONENT.

JOSH BEGINS TO GIGGLE.

SCENE FROM AN INTERNET FORUM—BANTER IS FLOWING BETWEEN A COUPLE OF FOOTBALL FANS FROM RIVAL CLUBS.