Lord in the Concorde

By Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc.

'Lord in The Concorde' is comprised of three chapters. The first is two lengthy scenes involving characters in a north Dublin pub setting. The second chapter is a series of dialogues between two Dublin friends including local colloquialisms. The third and final chapter is a compilation of short general humour snippets with hilarious observations and punchlines.

'Lord in The Concorde' is a work of really typical dry Dublin wit, and shows creative and imaginative comic genius.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Trafford Publishing
• Release date: Jan 22, 2020
• ISBN: 9781490799445

Cormac G. McDermott BA MEconSc.

Cormac G. McDermott was born and lives in Dublin, Ireland. After completing primary and secondary school, he went on to third level education on a soccer scholarship at University College Dublin where he earned an honours Bachelor of Arts degree in economics during 1994 followed by a Masters degree in economic science a year later. He worked in insurance, banking, and asset management between 1996 and 2002. Cormac has been writing quite prolifically since 2003 and some of his previous published works include ‘Rather Fond of a Double Entendre’, ‘Look!..The Chuckle Book!’, ‘Cormo Schmormo’, ‘Skits Blitz’, ‘Scritti Is Witty’, ‘Love A Dub Dove’, ‘A Spree of Comedy’, ‘Dub Thy Neighbour’, and ‘Lines, Tears & Spirits’ which he has received very positive reviews for from The U.S. Review of Books.

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CONTENTS

Chapter 1: The Craic in The Conc

Chapter 2: Dem Two Arseh*les

Chapter 3: Jayziz, that’s gas!

CHAPTER 1

THE CRAIC IN THE CONC

SCENE FROM THE CONCORDE LOUNGE & BAR IN EDENMORE, RAHENY ON THE NORTH SIDE OF DUBLIN – SEVERAL MEN ASSOCIATED WITH ST. MALACHY’S ASSOCIATION FOOTBALL CLUB HAVE ARRANGED TO MEET UP FOR A FEW PINTS DURING JANUARY, 2016. CORMAC IS THE FIRST IN THE PUB AND IS WAITING FOR HIS PALS TO ARRIVE. A COUPLE OF THEM WALK IN.

THEY SHAKE HANDS.

JOE GOES UP TO THE BAR.

JOE COMES BACK FROM THE BAR WITH THE DRINKS. HOBBSER IS LOOKING AT HIS MOBILE PHONE.