Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza?: Secret Agent Disco Dancer

By Scott Gordon

When PRESIDENT RUMP'S buttocks explode to the size of Texas, someone is to blame, and it's certainly not him.

Approximately 11,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).

WARNING: Hairy butts and zany politics round out this rabid pizza pie!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Scott Gordon
• Release date: Sep 4, 2018
• ISBN: 9781386094005

Scott Gordon

Scott Gordon is a successful children's book author, with over two hundred books to his credit. He also writes science fiction, fantasy and horror under the pen name S.E. Gordon.

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Secret Agent Disco Dancer: Did Somebody Say Pizza? by Scott GordonFrog

Secret Agent Disco Dancer

Did Somebody Say Pizza?

Scott Gordon

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© 2018 Scott Gordon. All rights reserved.

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This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, places and incidents are either products of the author’s imagination or used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual events, locations or persons living or dead is entirely coincidental.

E-book layout, formatting and design by Scott Gordon.

Written, edited and produced in the United States of America. Scott Gordon is proud to represent beautiful Orlando, Florida.

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Published on September 4, 2018

Last updated on September 5, 2018

ISBN-13: 9781386094005

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Table of Contents

Table of Contents

Title Page

Also by Scott Gordon

Copyright

Dedication

Cast

Introduction

Chapter 1: Rump

Chapter 2: Fake News

Chapter 3: Laike

Chapter 4: Yummy

Chapter 5: Escort

Chapter 6: Lucky

Chapter 7: Cripple Chamber

Chapter 8: Very Fake News

Chapter 9: Newbie

Chapter 10: Margin of Error

Chapter 11: Interview with a Bunghole

Chapter 12: Perpetrator

Chapter 13: Special Delivery

Chapter 14: Backstreet

Chapter 15: Loud and Clear

Chapter 16: Legendary

About This Series

Series Guide

Author’s Note

If You’re Just Joining The Series...

Production Journal

Bibliography

Product Description

About the Author

Bonus Preview

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To Chris, who loves big, hairy butts!

Secret Agent Disco DancerLaike FrillyfoamIntroduction

Introduction

Ok, I should say something about the humor before you dig in. While other installments in this series have been wild, this one completely goes off the rails. There are butts, and plenty of them. There are politics, where everyone is fair game. Then there are farts, which the president campaigned for.

If any of this bothers you, think twice about reading further. This series is not a hotbed for political commentary, but it’s hard not to touch upon some aspects since the series puts Secret Agent Disco Dancer squarely in the center of the swamp in Washington.

Entertainment should be an escape from politics, and I’m a firm believer in this. But some things are just too crazy to pass up. I love you all, and my beliefs might surprise you, despite what you read here.

So if I haven’t completely scared you off, let’s get right to it...

Chapter 1: Rump

Chapter 1: Rump

My fellow Americans, it’s an honor to be speaking to you here this evening in the beautiful city of Tampa Bay, Florida. How about them Buccaneers? President Rump roared into the microphone, eliciting a chorus of cheers from the crowd filling Raymond James Stadium. What’s not to like about the great state of Florida? You don’t pay any income tax, which we’re working to rectify quickly, I can assure you. And who doesn’t like Uncle Willowbee’s Pizza? A Florida original founded in this fine city, like Hooters.

Um, sir... There are small children in the audience. Lose the Hooters reference, his Chief of Staff, Rupert Maddings, spoke into his earpiece.

Yeah, Hooters. Rump doubled down. Where else can you get twenty breaded wings for $21.99, and a side of, err...hooters? The crowd looked at each other, confused. Hey, wasn’t Miami Vice filmed here?

No, Mr. President. You’re in Tampa, not Miami! said Maddings.

It was, wasn’t it? He doubled down again. I don’t care what they say. The series was filmed here! Those guys in Hollywood are wizards with special effects, I’ll tell you. Don’t you want to bring jobs back here? Then bring back Miami Vice--the original Miami Vice! The