Anyone for TENNIS?
“One – two – three – ouch! Four – five – five and a half – ooh, that hurts! Six – seven. Goodness, whose idea was this? Eight – nine – 10. Believe me, you should count your blessings that this isn’t television. Now, I think a biscuit is called for.
The reason that Carol Vorderman’s figure is internationally renowned as practically perfect in every way, so I read somewhere, is that she does 50 squats a day.
Actually, the figure mentioned was 20,000 a year –
