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    Batman
    Batman
    Batman
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    Batman

    By Phil X

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    A political satire in which the caped crusader makes a startling revelation.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPhil X
    Release dateDec 17, 2021
    ISBN9781005601300
    Batman
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    Phil X

    Phil XArch Pedestrian of theFirst Non-church ofPhil, Groundhogfamily album:commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Marmotaaliai:smashwords.com Phil Xarchive.org/details/@phil-xopenclipart.org/artist/philxbooks with links to:art (WaroFart): drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BFvGBsoJbQ-Brx2lfoxJ_gErjIr6G1mR?usp=sharingsoftware (Kitten): drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hWDKwcucqL9YGjKP3qnQD9oQpe6HbDOq?usp=sharing

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      Batman - Phil X

      ***~~~***

      Batman

      by Phil X

      Copyright 2021 Phil X

      Smashwords Edition

      ***~~~***

      Secrets of the 2020 election revealed here for the first time!

      Secretly, in a fortified location unknown to the wider world, the outcome of the 2020 election was decided in a lightning round of Jeopardy hosted by Alex

      Trebek (RIP Alex. You were there for all of us).

      The final jeopardy question, upon which the election was decided, was taken from the works of the literary giant Douglas Adams. ‘What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?’ asked Alex.

      Mr. Drumph, always the paragon of humility, answered ‘Me’.

      Mr. Bside, seemingly obsessed

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