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    Santa
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    Santa

    By Phil X

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    A long joke or a short story that was inspired by the Christmas music playing on the supermarket line.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPhil X
    Release dateMay 24, 2020
    ISBN9780463790205
    Santa
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    Phil X

    Phil XArch Pedestrian of theFirst Non-church ofPhil, Groundhogfamily album:commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Marmotaaliai:smashwords.com Phil Xarchive.org/details/@phil-xopenclipart.org/artist/philxbooks with links to:art (WaroFart): drive.google.com/drive/folders/1BFvGBsoJbQ-Brx2lfoxJ_gErjIr6G1mR?usp=sharingsoftware (Kitten): drive.google.com/drive/folders/1hWDKwcucqL9YGjKP3qnQD9oQpe6HbDOq?usp=sharing

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