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    Evan and the Bottom Rockets
    Evan and the Bottom Rockets
    Evan and the Bottom Rockets
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    Evan and the Bottom Rockets

    By Chris Mercer

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    Evan has a secret: something is causing his bottom to blow big-time. Will Doctor Bottom and Evan’s hapless father Willy find out why, or perhaps his fearsome but vain Head Teacher Mrs. Gertrude Booby and her obsequious deputy Paddy Pantsdown? If your 7-12 year-old child laughs at farting, b

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRowanvale Books Ltd
    Release dateNov 30, 2018
    ISBN9781912655052
    Evan and the Bottom Rockets
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    Chris Mercer

    Chris is a former teacher and photographer living in Devon with his wife and two children.

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