The Man With Many Nipples

By Casey Harvey

A modern reworking of the ugly duckling fairytale through the medium of nipples. There's also a super twist at the end (you'll get it if you read it).

• Language: English
• Publisher: Casey Harvey
• Release date: Oct 8, 2011
• ISBN: 9781465970794

Casey Harvey

I am an accountant from Sheffield who likes to read in spare time.

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The Man With Many Nipples

By Casey Harvey

Copyright 2011 Casey Harvey

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Table of Contents

Chapter 1: The Baby With No Nipples

Chapter 2: The Difficult Surgery

Chapter 3: A Shocking Discovery

Chapter 4: Early Childhood

Chapter 5: Nipple Cripples

Chapter 6: The Piano Player With Many Nipples

Chapter 7: The Boy Finds Out

Chapter 8: Self-Emancipation

Chapter 9: The Nipples Become Useful

Chapter 10: The Man with Many Nipples

Chapter 1: The Baby With No Nipples

Once upon a time, a man was born. His parents decided to call him Peter: Peter Thomas Nipples, for they were called Mister and Mrs. Nipples and passed their surname onto him.

A curious occurrence. For this man was born without nipples. For his parents, it was a source of shock- and shame. They were famed throughout their community for having the best nipples around. Mister Nipples had been naturally endowed with the most fine set of nipples imaginable; it was part of the reason why Mrs. Nipples had fallen in love with him. But she had been jealous. She had spent hours, day and night, trying to cultivate an equivalent beauty in her own nipples. It had nearly ended their relationship, for at one point she had spent a whole week avoiding her then-boyfriend out of shame at her hideously normal nipples.

Her nipples were fairly nice. They were average. But to be the girlfriend of Mister Nipples, and to only have average nipples? No. That would not do. So in that one week, she had spent her entire family fortune on plastic surgery to make her nipples more than average.

And at the end of that week, when Mister Nipples was both tired and saddened by his then-girlfriend’s apparent loss of interest in him, she turned up, out of the blue, on his doorstep- with nipples to rival even his. Of course, they were fake; the products of plastic surgery and money rather than genetics. Yet they were splendiferous. They had been injected with a special resin to make them glow in the dark; each bump around the main nipple was dyed a different colour, so as to make them look like rainbows; and on will, simply by thinking about it, she could inflate her nipples to twice their ordinary size, displaying them in all their showy glory.

Mister Nipples had been delighted. Despite the glory of his own nipples, they had been something of a curse to him. Wherever he went, men and women and even children would point at him; some would even attempt to stroke the magnificent