Unsuccessfully Single: Sure Fire Ways to Sabotage Your Single Life

By Kellen Brooks

Unsuccessfully Single exposes the conventional dating ideas that hamper a successfully single life, by delivering content in a straightforward, satirical, and comical manner.
You won't be disappointed!

• Language: English
• Publisher: Kellen Brooks
• Release date: Feb 23, 2016
• ISBN: 9780988803022

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Unsuccessfully Single: Sure Fire Ways to Sabotage Your Single Life

Unsuccessfully Single

Sure Fire Ways to Sabotage Your Single Life

Unsuccessfully Single:

Sure Fire Ways to Sabotage Your Single Life

Written Kellen Brooks

Edited by Marcus Cylar

Kellen Brooks

2016 ©

Unsuccessfully Single: Sure Fire Ways to Sabotage Your Single Life.

Copyright © 2016 by Kellen Brooks

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First Printing: 2016

ISBN: 978-0-9888030-1-5

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Dedication

This book is dedicated to my maternal and paternal grandparents, who combine for over 100 years of marriage! You all have modeled successful marriage for so many others and me. You're marital success is rare and I thank you for your example.

I also owe special thanks to my mother, family, and friends who listened to the ideas for this book and encouraged me towards its completion.

Your support is invaluable!

Contents

Before You Read…

Introduction

1. A Terrible Example

2. Passive and Pursued

3. Trumping

4. Ignore Family and Friends

5. Shhh! It’s a Secret

6. It’s Our Anniversary! Not really

7. Just Friends…Sorta

8. Ride the Close Bus

9. The Mosaic Mate

10. Practice Being Married

11. Leave Your Thoughts Untamed

12. Drop Your standards

13. Get Obsessed with Marriage

14. Media Stalk Your Ex

15. Let Go of Your Dreams

16. Watch for the Trap!

Appendix A: Kissing the Night Away!

Appendix B: Real Talk

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Before You Read…

I believe you are in for an exciting ride as you read through this short yet power-packed book! But before you read, there are few things you should know. This book (with the exception of what you’re reading now, Appendix A: Kiss the Night Away and Appendix B: Real Talk) is written as satire. My goal is to expose the absurdity of conventional dating practices, ranging from moderate to extreme, hence the writing style. The names of the individuals are completely fictional, but the stories are real.

Each section presents a concept that would pose a threat to a healthy single life and should be viewed as things you should not do concerning your single life and dating relationships. I invite you to come up with your own dating