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    The Assassination of Simon Bean: Assistant Manager
    The Assassination of Simon Bean: Assistant Manager
    The Assassination of Simon Bean: Assistant Manager
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    The Assassination of Simon Bean: Assistant Manager

    By Phil Cramp

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    A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting the rise and fall of Simon Bean as he navigates the treacherous waters of working in customer service. Developing friendships, discovering his potential and ultimately encountering the sharp blades of management politics.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateJul 26, 2015
    ISBN9781326374532
    The Assassination of Simon Bean: Assistant Manager

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      The Assassination of Simon Bean - Phil Cramp

      Cramp

      Copyright

      Copyright © 2015 Phylis Media

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

      Published by Phylis Media

      ISBN 978-1-326-37453-2

      Distributed by Lulu.com

      All poems written by Phil Cramp

      Cover design by Phil Cramp

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      info@phylismedia.com

      Introduction

      Every working environment is different, yet they often carry the same elements; joy, satisfaction, rivalry, frustration.

      This is the story of the rise and fall of Simon Bean – navigating the treacherous waters of customer service, friendships made, discovering his potential and encountering the sharp blades of management politics.

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