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    Little Ho Cheap
    Little Ho Cheap
    Little Ho Cheap
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    Little Ho Cheap

    By Phil Cramp

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    A collection of humorous and painfully frank poems recounting various interactions with villainous bitches - from the pompous & frosty, to the shady & skanky. Includes "Mutton Dressed As Mutton", the betrayal of "Caught Red Handed", the devious "Little Miss Innocent" and exposing the unsavoury deeds of a "Shady Lady".
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateFeb 4, 2014
    ISBN9781291733723
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      Little Ho Cheap - Phil Cramp

      Cramp

      Copyright

      Copyright © 2014 Phylis Media

      All rights reserved. This book or any portion thereof may not be reproduced or used in any manner whatsoever without the express written permission of the publisher except for the use of brief quotations in a book review or scholarly journal.

      Published by Phylis Media

      ISBN 978-1-291-73372-3

      2nd edition

      Distributed by Lulu.com

      All poems written by Phil Cramp

      Cover design by Phil Cramp

      phylismedia.com

      info@phylismedia.com

      Introduction

      Every hero has their villain. And in most cases there will be a whole army of miscreants ready to take you down, be it for their own personal gain or merely for the sport.

      Bitches come in many different forms; backstabbers, man-stealers, users, abusers, and they can even be disguised as allies.

      I have spent many years observing

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