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    Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!
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    Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!

    By Jimmy Niro

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    The perfect gift for new dads and expecting fathers! A punderful resource of the funniest dad jokes that every dad needs in their arsenal!

    With over 500 brand new jokes on a range of topics to get dads ready to embarrass their children—and most importantly—embarrass them early, this laugh-out-loud book is a hilarious gift great for baby showers, Christmas, Father's Day, and beyond! From USA Today bestselling author Jimmy Niro, Dad Jokes for New Dads is a special edition joke book for new parents and soon-to-be fathers that celebrates dads with a full arsenal of dad jokes, silly quips, witty one-liners, and "helpful" pro tips to help them get by! A funny gag gift from any kid, wife, or partner to celebrate and prepare the new dad in their life!

    Includes knee-slappers like:

    Q: What did the big beer name its baby?

    A: Micro brew.

    I wrote a book about birds once. My publisher said it flew off the shelves!

    Dad Pro Tip #1: If the baby starts to spit up, turn it toward someone else.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherSourcebooks
    Release dateMay 1, 2020
    ISBN9781728205304
    Dad Jokes for New Dads: The Ultimate New Dad Gift to Embarrass Your Kids Early with 500+ Jokes!
    Author

    Jimmy Niro

    JIMMY NIRO is the proud father of five children, all of whom he embarrasses regularly with his bad dad jokes.

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