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'I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.' Rita Rudner
Life with the old ball and chain is filled with trials and tribulations and You Know You're Married When... is a warm and witty celebration of married life in all its glory - its pleasures and its pitfalls, irritations and irresistibility, longevity and laughter. From signs you know you're a newlywed (you've stopped wanting to kill Michael Bublé) to a married couple's magical sex life (it disappears), this book is laugh-out-loud reminder that the inevitable has happened, and you too have become a 'married couple'. Filled with real life anecdotes, advice, quips and tips encompassing all things married: the in-laws, anniversaries, and much, much more, this is a book for any 'other half'.
Life with the old ball and chain is filled with trials and tribulations and You Know You're Married When... is a warm and witty celebration of married life in all its glory - its pleasures and its pitfalls, irritations and irresistibility, longevity and laughter. From signs you know you're a newlywed (you've stopped wanting to kill Michael Bublé) to a married couple's magical sex life (it disappears), this book is laugh-out-loud reminder that the inevitable has happened, and you too have become a 'married couple'. Filled with real life anecdotes, advice, quips and tips encompassing all things married: the in-laws, anniversaries, and much, much more, this is a book for any 'other half'.
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