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    Patrick McStup's Mixed-Up Family Christmas part 1
    Patrick McStup's Mixed-Up Family Christmas part 1
    Patrick McStup's Mixed-Up Family Christmas part 1
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    Patrick McStup's Mixed-Up Family Christmas part 1

    By Patrick McErlean

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    PATRICK AND HIS FAMILY ARE TRYING TO SURVIVE CHRISTMAS... TOGETHER!

    Preparing for Christmas is never easy, especially if you are part of a large dysfunctional family who fights and argues all the time. Patrick, the second oldest sibling of 9 kids, is still trying to figure out if he is obsessed with Santa or if he is just his biggest fan. Is Patrick gullible or is he a smart aleck? Just who does Grandma Bertha and her big butt think they are? Why is Mom threatening to stop what she is doing at home and walk all the way back to the store without any shoes or coat on? Who did what to the Christmas tree and why? Depending on who you are, this day just keeps on getting better...or worse!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherGatekeeper Press
    Release dateDec 9, 2019
    ISBN9781642377804
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