The Theory of Joketivity: 179 Jokes to Make You Laugh, Think, and Wonder WTF?!

By Jim Carmen

Enjoy 179 hilarious jokes you will want to share with friends and family!
Here's 6 tasty samples of what's inside the joke book to fire up your appetite:

- 1. Why did God walk in on the orgy? He kept hearing his name.
- 2. How can you tell if your dog really likes you? After he humps your leg he wants to cuddle.
- 3. Why was the flag flown half-staffed? Because the pole wasn't fully erected.
- 4. Why did Goldilocks sleep with the 3 Bears? She hated the Vikings.
- 5. Who invented the first aspirin? Adam, after Eve invented the first headache.
- 6. Did you hear about the fat woman playing poker? She asked me if I was all in. I said, "I don't know. I seem to keep hitting a fold."

• Language: English
• Publisher: Jim Carmen
• Release date: Feb 1, 2019
• ISBN: 9781386713067

Book preview

Fictional Characters

Why did King Kong like the hot chick?

She had a banana stuck in her pants.

Do you know why Batman

wears a mask?

He doesn't want anyone to know

who's abusing the Boy Wonder.

Why was Tarzan always yelling Aaaaaah Ahaaa AaAaAa Ahaaaaah?

You would too if you were being

banged by a cheetah.

When was the first time

Frankenstein said Arrrrr?

When he woke up next to Mrs. Frankenstein.

Why did Mrs. Bugs Bunny

like carrots?

Because she had a small bunny hole.

Why was Tarzan gay?

Because he swung from vine to vine.

Do you know why Batman's sidekick's name was the Boy Wonder?

Because when he saw himself in his

costume he definitely wondered.

Why did Godzilla always scream?

You should have seen his wife.

Do you know why Mrs. Kong

married King Kong?

Because he had a king-sized dong.

Why was Tarzan a racist?

Because he called his son Boy.