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The Complete Deep Thoughts
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Have you ever wondered if fish get thirsty? Have you wondered how to fold a fitted sheet or why they made the word illiteracy so hard to spell? Is there another word for synonym? Is the government so strict on stealing because they hate competition? I wonder all of these things and many many others. If you want some questions to some of life's answers or whatever or hey.. look... a bird. Maybe you just wanna laugh. Come laugh at me... I mean... with me.
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The Complete Deep Thoughts - Marcus Albey
The Complete Deep Thoughts
By The Joke Man
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The Complete Deep Thoughts
Copyright © 2014 by The Joke Man
I wonder... do fish get thirsty?
Wouldn't it be fun to hook the lights at a sports arena up to the clapper?
Some people drink to forget. Some drink to remember. Me, I drink to... what was I saying?
I've been accused of having ADD. I don't believe in ADD. It's all in the mind... 1 potato, 2 potato, 3 potato, 4.
We should make the world safe for our children, but not
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