Letter Bocks

THE PHOTO of Mick Wragg on page 38 of issue 309 is in fact Jack Elam, the well-known American actor who usually played villains in westerns. Don’t forget that old fuckers with long memories like me read your publication.

Gypsum Jim, East Leake

I WOULDN’T consider myself a vaccine sceptic, but before I had the jab I would often win at least a fiver every time I bought some scratchcards. But since I’ve had my second jab, I’ve bought 20 scratchies and haven’t won a sausage. So there has to be something going on that the government is hiding from us.

Graham Flintoft, Gatesheed

IMAGINE my disappointment after having recently found out that Michael Bolton never actually played for Bolton. It’s a shame really, as I think he would have made a good centre-half.

Dave, Bury

IT’S HIGH time pop stars were banned from using the word ‘yeah’ in their lyrics when the correct word is ‘yes’. And don’t tell me its origins can be traced all the way back to the Old English word ‘gēa’ or some such shit, because everyone knows ‘yeah’ was invented by the fucking Beatles in order to boost the sale of their so-called records.

Farquar Bismarc, Hackney

ASKING somebody a question is an admittance of weakness, as it displays your own ignorance and the other party’s superior knowledge. When I ask a question, I wait until I have heard most of the response and when I’ve got the gist of it, I raise my hand and say “it was a rhetorical question,” thus restoring my dominance.

D Williams, Donegal

song , Rod Stewart suggests that he should either go back to school, or alternatively, steal his daddy’s cue and make a living out of playing pool. Far be it from me to piss on Rod’s parade, but I would strongly advise he returns to full time education, as the fact that he