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'Fond of a Double Entendre.....Obviously'
'Fond of a Double Entendre.....Obviously'
'Fond of a Double Entendre.....Obviously'
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Laughs abound on every page as author Cormac G. McDermott presents this collection of jokes and double entendres with wit and verve. He builds jokes around small nuggets of information, culminating in punch lines that shock, amaze, and tickle the funny bone.

From sports to music, from food to the business world, no subject is off limits. Youll never look at the English language the same way again.

'A friend said to me, I love Mars bars. ... I quipped, Public houses on the Red Planet are Mars bars also, but if you and your mates were to consume a bar or two of chocolate, it probably wouldnt lead to you ending up getting involved in a sing-song with aliens!!

It makes me laugh when I hear people describing something easy as being like stealing candy from a baby. If you were to try take one of those hash lollipops they sell in Amsterdam away from Biffa Bacons Rastafarian six-month-old, it might be a totally different proposition altogether!!
LanguageEnglish
Release dateJul 26, 2011
ISBN9781426974960
'Fond of a Double Entendre.....Obviously'
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Cormac G. McDermott

Cormac G. McDermott is a comic genius. I attained an honours Bachelor of Arts degree in economics during 1994 and then a Master’s degree in economic science a year later at University College, Dublin. Between 1996 and 2002, I worked in insurance, banking and asset management. I have been writing comedy for over a decade. Some of my previously published works include ‘Look!..The Chuckle Book!’, ‘The Comical Macker’, ‘Cormo Schmormo’, ‘Skits Blitz’, ‘Scritti Is Witty’ and ‘Love A Dub Dove’. I live in Dublin, Ireland.

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