Lopsided Laughs
By Tina Glasner and Rick Duncan
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LOPSIDED LAUGHS, a collaboration of author Rick Duncan and illustrator/editor Tina Glasner, is a book of 100 humorous poems and illustrations.
This book is for adults who have a sense of fun and love of engaging visual imagery, paired with clever writing. Topics vary from observations about the life of an artist, love, bad habits, doctors, cats, playing games, organized religion, differences between men and women, to much more. The mood ranges from playful to ironic to lovable, giving this an added appeal. This is for people who like puns, people in and out of relationships, and people who relish a poke at an absurd society's customs. Due to the triple punch of poem, punning byline, and illustration, people take time with ita call to the puzzle solvers among us.
Tina Glasner
Rick Duncan is a poet, musician, songwriter, arranger, and parody writer. Many of the poems featured in LOPSIDED LAUGHS are an offshoot of his songs. He has written over 300 original songs, 300 poems, and 1,100 parodies, mostly in a humorous or sarcastic vein. With his poetry, Rick Duncan expresses unique views about many aspects of our experience, including the romantic, wry, embarrassing, silly, and poignant. Rick specializes in experimenting with rhyme, meter, and wordplay. See www.Duncansong.com. Tina Glasner, an editor, writer, and graphic designer, extends the poem concepts, portraying situations never seen in real life. Readers have confirmed that the drawings complement the fun and impact of each poem. She has created cartoons, logos, and portraits; designed and produced books; edited everything from manuscripts to technical documentation, and published over 50 nonfiction articles. See www.DreadedMomLady.com. Rick and Tina met in September 2008 in San Jose CA and then discovered they had attended the same Los Angeles area high school at the same time, Canoga Park High, in the early 70s. Since then, they've discovered other “near miss” connections in people they each know, proving it is indeed a strange and small world.
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Lopsided Laughs - Tina Glasner
Contents
ACCIDENTAL LOVE
NO ONE LAUGHED
TRAINS OF LOVE
BLOOD AND GORE
DARTS
GRIFFITH PARK BLUES
F-WORD
PRIZEFIGHTER LOVE
IT’S LIKE THIS
BIRD WITH A BROKEN WING
KEPT ALIVE
SCRABBLE
BLACK MARIAH
JUSTICE IS FOR LAWYERS
OBLIVIOUS, WHO, ME?
MIXED MESSAGES
THE SQUEAKY WHEEL GETS THE GREASE
BLIND SQUIRREL
REDUCING INVENTORY
THE VANILLA FOLDER
ORGAN RECITAL
ALL IN THE FAMILY
THE CROWN
FEED THE FELONS
THE LORD AND THE SNAKE
GREYHOUND THERAPY
A CURE WORSE THAN THE DECEASED
I’M A DOCTOR, DAMMIT!
AWAY FROM IT ALL
GREAT DINNER
GOD GETS THE CREDIT
TIME TO MOVE
WITHOUT U
THREE CHANCES
ZODIAC
THE NOISIEST TOY
ANARCHY
MEN’S FANTASIES
DRIVES ME SANE
BARBIE Q
VISTA POINT
SENSES
LETTERBOX
NAUGHTY FOLKS
A BRUSH WITH DEATH
PRAISE THE LORD
CASTING COUCH
THE MENACE
LUDWIG
THE HONEYMOON IS OVER
FEED THE WORLD
CHARITY BEGINS AT HOME
* OR GET OFF THE POT
PEARLS BEFORE SWINE
POTION LOCOMOTION
QUESTIONS
THE AUCTIONEER
WHAT A MAN NEEDS
DOG INTO A FOX
IN LOVE WITH YOU
HIT SONGS ARE MADE
LIFE OF THE PARTY
IT’S BACK
I ATE, D’JEW?
THE PRICE OF FAME
HEARTFELT
GEEZ, THAT THING WAS HUGE
MORMON GIRL
RAP MUSIC
WAY TOO MANY TIMES
NEVER GAINED A POUND
STEPMOM
IT’S SAD WHAT WE ACCEPT
A DAY AT THE DENTIST
ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER
THE GREATEST SKILL
MY LOVE FOR YOU
GOT STINKUS
I DON’T TELL HER
BLANK PAGES
QUITS
DO I LOOK FAT?
HEAD OF THE HOUSEHOLD
EZRA’S ROUND
UPHILL
THE GIFT
A TIRISH BALLAD
DEATHBED
WHAT A PLUMBER NEEDS TO KNOW
MEASURING UP
MAKIN’ IT COMPLICATED
MY CAT
CUTE AS A BUTTON
NEWS BULLETIN
SCREAMING LEAD GUITAR
IDEAS ARE CHEAP
SCAPEGOATS
NO WONDER
DON’T PUSH AWAY
ADOPTIVE PARENTS
RICK DUNCAN
TINA GLASNER
ACCIDENTAL LOVE
By Prone Rick
I met my love by accident
While driving home one day
I noticed someone on my tail
And couldn’t get away
I tried to let her pass me
But it was against the law
When a kid ran out, I hit the brakes
He was the last thing that I saw
She rear ended my car
She near ended my life
I thought a lot of strange things
While I was under the knife
I awoke a long time later
In a bright white room and bed
I looked around and realized
That I was not quite dead
A lovely woman entered
Said "Glad that you’re alive
For I’m the one that put you here
It was a lousy day to drive
Is there something I can do for you?
Some bills that I might pay?"
And when I spoke, three words came out
Marry me today
Well I may have been delirious
But I have no real regrets
She did what I had asked her
She evened up her debts
Yes, we’ve been pretty happy
We live a life of ease
There’s just one thing she doesn’t have
And that’s ignition keys
She rear ended my car
She near ended my life
But I was right in my head
When I made her my wife
missing image fileNO ONE LAUGHED
By M.T. Arena
All my life I wished to be a clown
My family had no humor
And neither did my town
So I used to make up jokes
And kept a notebook for my quips
I did standup for the beer and the chips
But no one laughed
No one even cracked a smile
All the geeky kids at school
Got a million laughs a mile
Whenever I heard the words
Stop laughing at me
I was filled with a sense of jealousy
I grew up and got myself employment
But it seemed my sense of humor
Was for no boss’s enjoyment
So I worked the clubs
For experience and tips
But still I found no market for my quips
Yes, no one laughed
No one even made a chuckle
There were times I found
My face on someone’s knuckle
When I heard the words
Get the hell out of here
I pretended that those words I didn’t hear
Yes, no one laughed
No one even made a hee hee
But I got a job
Writing for national T.V.
Now I’ll never play for
Another smokey dive
I now write for Saturday Night Live
TRAINS OF LOVE
By Conductor Rick
I met this woman in the downtown station
We boarded on the wrong side of the tracks
But it wasn’t very long before I fell in love with her
It must have taken thirty-seven clacks
She was good in looks but thin as a rail
We both had on the same color ties
As we approached the tunnel and the horn sounded an alarm
I could see the red lights flashing in her eyes
Soon we were a-kissing in the diner
We moved from car to car and became loose
And pretty soon discovered we had now gone all the way
From the engine to the end of the caboose
We lost ourselves in forward and e-motion
As we shivered in the cold of the outside
The rumbling of the cars was quite a powerful love potion
I’m glad I bought a ticket for this ride
But it had to end, we’d reached our destination
I asked if she would join me at the pub
She said sorry, she must leave, and now all I have to show
For our romance is her crumpled ticket stub
So now I travel lonely in a car or a plane
I can’t erase the memory, the anguish, or the pain
I have to think of other things to occupy my brain
I no longer can abide the thought of a train
missing image fileBLOOD AND GORE
By Jason Krueger
When I go to the movies
I don’t want to see romance
I don’t want no fancy plot
Or some lame-o song and dance
There is just one type of movie
That doesn’t make me snore
And that’s the one that features
Blood and gore
I want to see a headless torso
With the neck still showing veins
I want violence even more so
And carpets showing stains
I just love the guns and knives
And