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    The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!
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    The Funniest & Grossest Joke Book Ever!

    By Portable Press

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    About this ebook

    It's a 2-for-1 of epic proportions—this book combines our two bestselling kids' joke books! Do you know a kid who likes Q&A jokes, knock-knocks, puns, riddles, or one-liners? Of course you do! This collection has all that and more—over 900 jokes, actually. Perfect for boys or girls, it spans all kid-friendly topics, including fairy tales, animals, monsters, and disgusting jokes that'll make them (and you) want to barf. They'll laugh out loud at zingers like…
    Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?
    A: Beef jerky!

    Q: Do zombies eat candy with their fingers?
    A: No, they eat the fingers separately.

    Q: What kind of life was found on Pluto?
    A: Fleas!

    And many more!
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherPortable Press
    Release dateOct 17, 2017
    ISBN9781684121458
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