Please, Help Tony

By Ethan Delapenha

When our world and the world of cereal mascots meet, life starts to get a little bit weird. Well, for Ryan, it gets a bit too weird. As he agrees to give a strung-out Tony the Tiger some of his frosted flakes, his world is opened to the insane and dangerous side of cereal mascots; a world that doesn't care whether he lives or dies. Will Ryan and Tony work together to stand up against this deranged world, or will they dig their own graves of worthlessness? It also may or may not have something to do with breakfast.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Ethan Delapenha
• Release date: Apr 27, 2017

Ethan Delapenha

Ethan Delapenha is a current creative writing student at Full Sail University. He primarily writes bizarre, strange comedy action-adventure stories. He enjoys riding his bike on sunny days, and loves oreos.

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Please, Help Tony

Weird Stories About a Broken-Down Tiger

By Ethan Delapenha

Copyright  Ethan Delapenha, 2017

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Table of Contents

Title Page

Copyright

Table of Contents

The Promise

Grown Up Advice

Against the Motions

Cereal Counseling

About the Author

The Promise

Ryan leaned to the living room wall as he peeked his head out a bit and listened closely to the loud munching and crunching sounds coming from the kitchen. He then heard one final slurp and the sound of a bowl hitting the glass of the kitchen table.

"Yummy! These frosted flakes are better than good. They’re grrreat!"

Ryan pulled back his head with one hand on his mouth and another on his heart. He couldn’t stop trembling and his vision started to get blurry.

That was him. It had to be. There’s no denying it. That voice… it sounds just like him, like from the T.V commercials. How could he be here? Why is he at my house? Why is he in my kitchen eating my Frosted Flakes? Ryan’s mind continued to spiral out of control until he heard footsteps come closer in his direction. He hid under a table and placed both hands on his mouth and silenced his thoughts. He heard