10 Amazing Slenderman Stories

By Jack Goldstein

Just before Jack Goldstein and Jimmy Russell published their last book about Slenderman, 101 Amazing Slenderman Facts, they were both found dead in suspicious circumstances. The book was published in their memories. What was not known at the time however was that two packages were making their way through the Royal Mail service. One was from Jimmy and addressed to Jack, the other from Jack addressed to Jimmy. Both packages contained worrying documents detailing the history of Slenderman, and including some terrifying stories.

This grisly collection of documents is offered to the reader in the hope they can make some sense of the killings, as well as finding out further information regarding the slim being.

Proceed with caution.

• Language: English
• Publisher: AUK Authors
• Release date: Aug 12, 2013
• ISBN: 9781783331819

Book preview

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In Which Jimmy Russell Meets His Demise

Jimmy locked the heavy front door behind him and hurried upstairs, the screams still fresh in his memory. How can this be real? He thought as he bounded up the staircase two steps at a time. Just thirty minutes earlier he’d been giving an evening lecture at the Royal Academy of Literature - a lecture about Mythological Evolution and Memetic Darwinism. As Jimmy hurried into the master bedroom of his rural cottage he firmly thumped the heavy wooden door shut. Luckily for him, the ancient house the Academy has lodged him in hadn’t been updated in centuries - each door felt like it weighed close to a ton and fixed itself closed with heavy iron bolts - even the wallpaper looked firm and ancient and was probably chosen by Oliver Cromwell himself. The door ground across the floor as it slid into place, an obvious sign that its weight was winning the battle of gravity against the large iron hinges. Below the door a distinct arc had been worked in the wooden floor of the bedroom, a sign indicating decades of this door’s passage between open and shut.

As the iron bolt slid home, its high-pitched squeak reminded Jimmy of the horrors he’d witnessed that evening. Far off into the wooded distance that separated his cottage from the main Academy campus, Jimmy heard a chilling guttural wail - a sound like no other, almost like that of a crying baby, but overflowing with fury and madness. The sound caused Jimmy to start - as he instinctively backed away from the door he allowed the evening’s events to wash over him.

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At 6:00pm sharp Jimmy was just starting his university talk on Mythological Evolution. Jimmy had been travelling the country giving talks on this subject and had enjoyed a great deal of success; Jimmy was a successful writer and his papers are printed in many academic journals.

One of the great mysteries of mythology is the seemingly spontaneous and simultaneous appearance of characters in many places across the globe. he began, and it was true too. Dragons, the phoenix and werewolves all appear simultaneously throughout mythology, in the legends of countries which never had any contact with another.

One theory is that through Memetic Darwinism, somehow these characters are part of the human genetic psyche - they are psychically linked to our evolution as human beings. Quite literally, we all imagine them at the same time. The crowd looked uninterested but he knew the reason they were here.

Take this Slenderman for instance Jimmy began and he saw the audience physically stiffen at the mentioning of the name. "The Slenderman is as real as dragons or werewolves. He is a figment of our collective imagination but the circumstances of his conception are fascinating. Over the last two years, Slenderman has been spotted in as far and varied places as it is possible to imagine and his memetic imagery is so strong we have begun to notice him in ancient mythology as well, seemingly hidden in plain sight. This is not proof that Slenderman does or has ever existed however; have you ever noticed that once you learn a new word, you will often hear that very word said on the same day you learn it? That’s not some spooky psychic experience; it’s just the way the brain works. Now that the human consciousness is looking for Slenderman we are starting to see him everywhere."

As Jimmy was talking, his slide show was cycling grainy photographs of Slender sightings and ancient artworks depicting the thin murderers from ancient mythology. The university crowd - mostly young hipsters and student types - were watching the slideshow whilst Jimmy’s words weaved over them.

"People often ask me if I believe in the Slenderman. My answer is usually whether or not they believe in unicorns. These creatures appear throughout history not as historical fact, but as allegorical manifestations of the zeitgeist. Our collective human psyche has constructed this Slenderman to describe the conditions we are living in, to better describe how us as a race feel deep down. The