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    Genie War
    Genie War
    Genie War
    Ebook28 pages25 minutes

    Genie War

    By Dick Allan

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    (6770 words) Part 10 of Erectus And The Rogue Genie.
    An erotic sword & sorcery parody. 18+. The Phynsetta Coven, an ancient organization founded to combat genies, uses Erectus and his friends to help them raise an army of genies to combat the army of genies Elppin is raising.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherDick Allan
    Release dateAug 16, 2015
    ISBN9781311942326
    Genie War
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    Dick Allan

    Dick Allan is a pen name. I'm PG13; he's Adults Only. He's my alter ego. Whereas I'm a little shy and repressed, he most certainly is not. Whereas I tend to take things seriously, he does not. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and so does he. (Well we're both me so we're alike in many ways.). I grew up on fairy tales and sword and sorcery; he skewers the tropes of the genres and fills them with outlandish, explicit sexual situations. Welcome to his world. Enjoy.

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