Erectus And The Slave Woman

By Dick Allan

(An Erotic Sword & Sorcery Parody) During the days Erectus is in charge of the renovations at Princess Clitoria's villa. During the nights he plays with the princess in her private chambers. When she's gone for too long he must find other diversions. While he's looking through Clitoria's books of sexual positions the cleaning woman comes in.

• Language: English
• Publisher: Dick Allan
• Release date: Jul 20, 2013
• ISBN: 9781301364725

Dick Allan

Dick Allan is a pen name. I'm PG13; he's Adults Only. He's my alter ego. Whereas I'm a little shy and repressed, he most certainly is not. Whereas I tend to take things seriously, he does not. I have a bizarre sense of humour, and so does he. (Well we're both me so we're alike in many ways.). I grew up on fairy tales and sword and sorcery; he skewers the tropes of the genres and fills them with outlandish, explicit sexual situations. Welcome to his world. Enjoy.

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Erectus And The Slave Woman

by Dick Allan

Published by Dick Allan at Smashwords

Copyright 2013 by Dick Allan

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Chapter 1

Cold water splashed on his face, shocking him instantly awake. Erectus sat bolt upright, shaking the water out of his eyes, and saw Princess Clitoria standing beside the bed, her teeth displayed in a gleeful smile. While he did not enjoy these occasional soakings at all he did put up with them. It was never fun, but it was a lot easier to take when a naked princess was doing it and, to be fair, she had given him ample warning over the past few weeks about sleeping in.

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