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I Should've Never
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I should’ve never done so many things
That I just couldn’t help.
Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself.
The sex is the same.
I guess I’m to blame.
I should’ve never told her
I wished she was anyone else.
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Marcus Albey
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I Should've Never - Marcus Albey
I Should’ve Never
By Marcus Albey
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I Should’ve Never
Copyright © 2015 by Marcus Albey
I should’ve never said this,
And I should’ve never said that.
I should’ve never called her mother, fuckin’ fat.
I should’ve never scratched my balls
With a spatula from the kitchen sink.
I should’ve never said those words.
I should’ve never said
That all of her cookin’ tasted like turds.
I should’ve never told her
To wash her pussy
Cuz I couldn’t stand the stink.
I should’ve never done so many things
That I just couldn’t help.
Now, I’m all alone and cookin’ for myself.
The sex is the same.
I guess I’m to blame.
I should’ve never told her
I wished
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