MR EGG-AND-CRESS

I’ve been working with Louisa for ages now. She started at the sandwich shop just after I became manager, and we get on well most of the time. Only, she has always been far too interested in my private life.

When we first met, she asked me all sorts of questions about my divorce, and she’s been demanding to know if I fancy anybody ever since. But I’ve never told her how I feel about Mr