The Merkin Man
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Erik is your average guy - he sells merkins for a living, fits them to thousands of women a year and lives in a threeway relationship with his wife and their maid. Join him as one of his customer's enters his world of depravity.
Mister Average
Mister Average is a pen name of one of the most prolific writers of erotic short stories. Most of my stories have a message, or a question. Yes, they are naughty, but they often also present a dilemma. Most contain some love and romance, most of them reflect what we are like in our average lives. The characters are generally normal, average, people - like me and you in realistic situations, in realistic fantasies. I write about the kinds of things you fantasize about. If you follow me on Twitter you will find out about free days and discount coupons that I send out from time to time and you will see every new release. Enjoy.
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The Merkin Man - Mister Average
THE MERKIN MAN
Smashwords Edition
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Published By Mister Average
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The Merkin Man
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Dedicated to all those who fantasise – enjoy!
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