The Adventures of a Real-life Cable Guy

By Dan Armstrong

Growing up, author Dan Armstrong dreamed of becoming an FBI agent or a police officer. He hadn’t considered working as a cable guy. He didn’t know it was a profession. But when he was twenty years old, Armstrong began working for his local cable television company and hasn’t looked back. 

In The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy, Armstrong recounts his experiences with dozens of characters, stories gathered during his thirty-year career—from the hilarious and the horrifying to the happy and the heartbreaking. He’s serviced a million-dollar mansion and a five-hundred dollar trailer on the same day. He’s been in homes where the cats outnumbered the humans. He’s saved a man’s life. And he was the last to see someone alive. 

Praise for The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy

“It’s always fun to read the insights into other worlds where we will never travel. Reading The Adventures of a Real-Life Cable Guy is a great collection of humorous and fun stories …”

—Ron White, Two-Time USA Memory Champion

• Language: English
• Publisher: Lulu Publishing Services
• Release date: Feb 16, 2015
• ISBN: 9781483424996

Dan Armstrong

Dan Armstrong and Dustin Black have been the creative team on SPAM advertising for the past four years. During this time, being in constant contact with the SPAM universe, they have gained intimate knowledge of SPAM. In fact, they have fallen in love with the brand. Using the skills they have developed in the advertising game, they are perfectly suited to bring the true nature of SPAM to the world.