The Book of Spam: A Most Glorious and Definitive Compendium of the World's Favorite Canned Meat
By Dan Armstrong and Dustin Black
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Dan Armstrong
Dan Armstrong and Dustin Black have been the creative team on SPAM advertising for the past four years. During this time, being in constant contact with the SPAM universe, they have gained intimate knowledge of SPAM. In fact, they have fallen in love with the brand. Using the skills they have developed in the advertising game, they are perfectly suited to bring the true nature of SPAM to the world.
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- Rating: 3 out of 5 stars3/5This very funny book tells of the beginnings of SPAM, it's history, how & what it's made of, and how it saved the world!! With lots of facts and figures as proof ;)
Very cute and, actually, fairly educational!
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The Book of Spam - Dan Armstrong
The Book of SPAM®
ATRIA BOOKS
A Division of Simon & Schuster, Inc.
1230 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020
www.SimonandSchuster.com
Copyright © 2007 by Dan Armstrong and Dustin Black
All rights reserved, including the right to reproduce this book or portions thereof in any form whatsoever. For information address Atria Books Subsidiary Rights Department, 1230 Avenue of the Americas, New York, NY 10020
First Atria Books hardcover edition August 2007
ATRIA BOOKS and colophon are trademarks of Simon & Schuster, Inc.
SPAM and all SPAM-derived terms are registered trademarks of Hormel Foods, LLC, and are used with permission from Hormel Food Corporation.
For information about special discounts for bulk purchases, please contact Simon & Schuster Special Sales at 1-800-456-6798 or business@simonandschuster.com.
Manufactured in the United States of America
1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2
ISBN-13: 978-0-7432-9192-7
ISBN-10: 0-7432-9192-1
eISBN-13: 978-1-416-54524-8
WHAT’S INSIDE: the Table of Contents
Chapter 1 WHY IS SPAM® SO UNBELIEVABLY AWESOME?
You already know why. Look deep in your heart.
Chapter 2 WHAT IS SPAM®?
The secrets to the ingredients & manufacture of the SPAM® Family of Products.
Chapter 3 QUEST FOR SHELF LIFE
Through historical analysis we discovered that SPAM was inevitable.
Chapter 4 A SPAM IS BORN
There’s many creation theories out there, but ours is the One True version.
Chapter 5 THE MEAT THAT WON THE WAR
How SPAM® may have saved the world and given us the gift of freedom.
Chapter 6 SPAM™ FAMILY TREE
A family reunion has never been this delicious or frightening to pigs.
Chapter 7 SPAM™ ADVERTISING
Without advertising, we wouldn’t know anything about nothing.
Chapter 8 IT’S A SPAM™ WORLD AFTER ALL
When we say SPAM® is loved around the world, we mean it.
Chapter 9 TAKING IT TO THE STREETS: SPAMMOBILE™ VEHICLE
This is where the rubber meets the road and the SPAM® is free for all.
Chapter 10 SPAM JAM®: THE GREATEST SPAM SHOW ON EARTH
SPAM™ fans getting together to celebrate what really matters in life.
Chapter 11 THE SPAM® MUSEUM
Referred to as The Sum of All Human Knowledge.
Why is SPAM so lovable?
Sure, it’s freaking delicious. That goes without saying. There are countless, amazing ways you can serve SPAM. It lasts forever, on your shelf and in your soul. There is the simple fact that SPAM is fun. It is a product that doesn’t take itself too seriously, but still delivers when it counts. It represents all things American and patriotic. It’s a fun word to say. It’s even a fun word to look at.
All of these things add up to something bigger. Something that truly inspires people. The SPAM world is growing every day. Eventually it will be bigger than the universe. Get used to it. It’s going to be meat-tastical.
THE CAN OF SPAM.
Do you think it is easy to find the SPAM? Do not kid yourself. Do you see SPAM now, over there, by the tree? What you don’t know is that SPAM was there only for an instant. You see, this is a photograph taken in the past. Only a photograph from the future could truly reveal where SPAM is now.
What is SPAM?
Whatever it is, it’s not meat.
Nothing could be further from the truth. Hormel Foods is filled with honest, hardworking men and women who would never short-shrift the SPAM-loving public. Those kinds of shenanigans don’t get past the Food and Drug Administration. The FDA makes sure that