Everand Logo

Welcome to Everand!

  • Discover millions of ebooks, audiobooks, and so much more with a free trial

    Only $11.99/month after trial. Cancel anytime.

    Unavailable
    If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense
    Unavailable
    If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense
    Unavailable
    If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense
    Ebook48 pages30 minutes

    If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense

    By Author Burr Cook

    ()

    Currently unavailable

    Currently unavailable

    About this ebook

    This book is total nonsense and was written for those who enjoy wasting time. It is made up of old jokes most of which are not original. Having said that, I think that some folks may enjoy reading it even after being forewarned. The jokes are loosely woven into a story about a mental patient who is released from a sanitarium prematurely and by mistake. He has many adventures. He joins a group of Buddhist monks who mistake his stupidity for profundity. He has exceedingly good karma.
    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLulu.com
    Release dateDec 25, 2014
    ISBN9781312533431
    Unavailable
    If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense

    Related to If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense

    Related ebooks

    Humor & Satire For You

    View More
    View More

    Related podcast episodes

    Related articles

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Jun 25, 2021

      Lucy is a young South African woman studying history at a well-known university in the UK. On weekends she works as a tour guide. One day a bus full of noisy American tourists arrives at the tour site in Runnymede, England. They gather around Lucy wh

      4 min read

    • Article

      Storyteller

      Nov 4, 2021

      Storyteller
      11 min read

    • Article

      Key Workers Are The New PIN-UPS

      Jun 4, 2020

      A snatch of Yeats keeps going through my empty head as we power on and on through lockdown. I say empty, because I assumed I was going to learn a foreign language and start making my own sourdough, but it hasn’t turned out like that. My mother alway

      3 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Jun 18, 2021

      A young ventriloquist is performing at a bar in a small town. He’s going through his usual run of blonde jokes, when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says, “I’ve heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes! “W

      4 min read

    • Article

      You Couldn’t Make It Up

      Apr 20, 2021

      Go to readersdigest.co.uk/contact-us or facebook.com/readersdigestuk I love sheepskin rugs and own the largest one I could find, made from two pelts. Seeing a much bigger one on a market stall one day, I called to my husband, "Look, a four-skin rug!"

      2 min read

    • Article

      Lol

      Dec 1, 2021

      Lol
      3 min read

    • Article

      Commentary: When I Almost Died: My Days Battling Coronavirus And What I Remember The Most

      Sep 16, 2020

      CHICAGO - Last week, when I read my own obituary, I remembered the first time I almost died. It was a cold December morning in 1963 when I fell through and under the ice covering the south edge of the Lincoln Park lagoon and was rescued by my younger

      7 min read

    • Article

      Over the TEACUPS

      Dec 22, 2019

      All that was visible was the top of her head, as I sat beside my sister during a hospital visit. She slept a lot so I was prepared for a silent “sit in”. As the curtains were closed around the next bed, I spoke quietly to my sister. Her only response

      3 min read

    • Article

      A Rear Old Time

      May 9, 2021

      A Rear Old Time
      7 min read

    • Article

      Faery Land

      Mar 24, 2020

      Faery Land
      8 min read

    • Article

      Laugh A Little

      Nov 6, 2020

      Laugh A Little
      3 min read

    • Article

      Readers’ Letters

      Jun 28, 2023

      Readers’ Letters
      6 min read

    • Article

      You Only Live Twice

      Jun 11, 2019

      You Only Live Twice
      4 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Nov 12, 2021

      A scruffy-looking guy walks into a classy restaurant and orders a steak. The waitress says, “I’m sorry, but I don’t think you can afford it.” The guy admits, “You’re right. I can’t, but if I show you something you’ve never seen before, will you serve

      4 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Oct 8, 2021

      ■ Question: How do you make an egg roll? Answer: You push it! ■ Question: What do you call a cow with no legs? Answer: Ground beef. ■ Question: What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Answer: Look, Grandpa, no hands! ■ Question: Did

      4 min read

    • Article

      Bingo Was His Name-O

      May 10, 2024

      Content Disclosure: Terminal Illness Lorraine finally calls after three hours at the animal hospital. “The X-ray doesn’t show the color of the plastic.” “It was the frisbee. I’m telling you.” Our son, eight years old, is pantomiming a ball. “Max thin

      4 min read

    • Article

      2st Of TORMENT

      Oct 1, 2020

      As I wheeled my suitcase up the path, I couldn’t help but gasp. ‘Ooo... check out our swanky hotel!’ I said to my nan, Catherine, 57, as the grand doors of the reception swung open to welcome us in. With the plane ride behind us, we could finally enj

      6 min read

    • Article

      A Week In Bedlam

      Dec 9, 2019

      A Week In Bedlam
      13 min read

    • Article

      The Time Traveller Returns

      Oct 29, 2018

      The Time Traveller Returns
      7 min read

    • Article

      Return To Sender

      Apr 1, 2022

      Return To Sender
      7 min read

    • Article

      Where There Is No Hospital

      Mar 8, 2022

      Where There Is No Hospital
      15 min read

    • Article

      Lol

      May 18, 2022

      Lol
      3 min read

    • Article

      Lol

      Dec 20, 2023

      Lol
      3 min read

    • Article

      Excerpts From The Works Of The 2024 Whiting Award Winners

      Apr 10, 2024

      The 2024 Whiting Award winners were announced Wednesday night. Below are excerpts from their work.

      19 min read

    • Article

      Good Call

      Aug 6, 2020

      Fate has a way of turning your life upside down. After 30 years of marriage, my husband Dennisand I thought we were on our way to a happy retirement together. We’d met in London back in the 80’s. I was a single mum of four working for a taxi firm–Den

      5 min read

    • Article

      Chuckles

      Dec 23, 2021

      Customer: Waiter, waiter! There’s a slug in my salad. Waiter: Oh, I’m sorry, sir. I didn’t know you were a vegetarian. Dan’s boss calls him into his office. “We both know you’re not the brightest spark here, Dan,” he says, “but over the past five yea

      4 min read

    Reviews for If You Meet the Buddha Tell Him a Joke, a Book of Weird Nonsense

    0 ratings

    0 ratings0 reviews

    What did you think?

    Tap to rate

    Review must be at least 10 words