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    The Very Best of Philosoraptor
    The Very Best of Philosoraptor
    The Very Best of Philosoraptor
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    The Very Best of Philosoraptor

    By Steve Evans

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    "It's funny when a dinosaur tackles the big questions"

    Meet Philosoraptor. Just your average everyday dinosaur trying to tackle today's unanswered questions on life, people and the cosmos. Philosoraptor is famous for his deep thinking and his insightful view as he ponders, "If a hipster became mainstream what would hipster be?" or "If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do all the other swimmers drown too?". Being a philosopher may not be easy for him, but it's hilarious for us!

    So sit back and enjoy this premium collection of some of the funniest deep thinking you'll ever find in an eBook.

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    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherQuikees
    Release dateApr 14, 2013
    ISBN9780987460271
    The Very Best of Philosoraptor
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    Steve Evans

    About the author. Runner up UK Choirboy of the Year. Earned 12 Club Scout merit badges. Broke his arm at 14. Kicked out of school at 16. Still has his appendix but had his wisdom teeth removed. Hates tomato soup. Offered a modelling contract in L.A. And still only 25. That last one is a lie.

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